Materials Scientist Hats

Description: A humorous definition of a Materials Engineer. The top reads 'MATERIALS ENGINEER:' in bold white capital letters. Below, in a smaller, italicized white font, it states: 'Someone who carefully selects the precise composition of matter that will will slightly underperform the previous batch, leading to a profound cycle of of optimization, observation, and coffee, until a breakthrough is made (usually by accident).'. The background is black.

Description: Retired Metallurgist Just Like a Regular Metallurgist Only Way Happier

Description: This "Chemical Engineer Gifts - Chemical Engineer Definition T-Shirt" makes a great Christmas Gift or Birthday Present for Chemical Engineers. Funny Chemical Engineer Definition T shirt - Chemistry Shirt Gifts for scientists and science lovers. This funny t-shirt gives a clear definition of a chemical engineer " Chemical Engineer is a normal engineer except much cooler". It makes a great gift for Chemistry and engineering lovers. Physics or Math lovers will love this funny chemical shirt.