Mmorpg Tank Hats
Description: Zero HP Hero Floor Tank – embrace the legendary struggle with this hilarious design for hardcore MMORPG gamers. Perfect for raid leaders and RPG fans with a self-deprecating sense of humor who know the pain of frequently hitting zero health. This distressed vintage badge features a battered knight helmet resting on a cold stone floor, complete with zzz symbols and a dramatic red cape. Show off your professional floor tank status at gaming marathons, conventions, or as an everyday statement of your epic (and sometimes tragic) adventures.
Description: A determined gray-and-white cat in shining plate armor with tiny bat-wing helmet flourishes raises a sword and lantern against a starburst of light, holding a jack-o'-lantern shield as bats scatter, under bold "Paladin" lettering and a "Beacon of the Night" ribbon. Brave, bright and built for anyone who stands at the front and keeps the party alive. A fun pick for tank and healer mains, tabletop rpg paladins, cat lovers, or anyone who lights up a spooky night.
Description: Every party has a tank, a healer, a DPS, and someone to blame. This epic fantasy gaming design features a heavily armored tank, powerful healer, fierce damage dealer, class role labels, faction banners, weapons, potions, health hearts, and dramatic RPG artwork. Perfect for MMORPG players, dungeon raiders, raid teams, tabletop RPG fans, fantasy gamers, and anyone who knows that every wipe starts with the blame game.
Description: A fierce orange tabby in a pumpkin-faced iron helmet and patched scarecrow armor stands guard with a pitchfork and a carved jack-o'-lantern shield as crows and autumn leaves swirl around a plum moon, under bold "Warrior" lettering and a "Fear No Pumpkin" ribbon. Brave, scrappy and built for anyone who charges in first and asks questions never. A fun pick for warrior and tank mains, orange cat owners, harvest festival fans, or anyone ready to defend the pumpkin patch.
Description: I'm sorry what I was said while I was raiding and the illustration clip art of a health potion. Raiding dungeons and questing can be very intense so we tend to curse and swear and scream and smash keyboards. Perfect gift for a raid leader or a hardcore raider or casual raider who loves MMORPG games, RPG and fantasy, melee, tank, healer or ranged DPS and uses adult jokes and adult language when getting angry from gaming.
Description: They think it’s all glory and loot drops, but you know better. Tankin’ Ain’t Easy is for the shield-slammers, taunt-timers, and raid heroes who shoulder the blame and the damage alike. Whether you’re charging bosses or blocking life’s crits, this shirt raises a mug to every battered defender who still queues up for one more dungeon.
Description: We've all been there. We wait ages to find people for a group in the game we play until we can feel ourselves transforming into zombies because waiting in the queue is MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING. Then if we finally gather a full group together, we are haunted by the suspense of how the rest of this Pick Up Group experience will unfold. Will everyone get along? Will the tank disconnect because they genuinely have internet issues or are they leaving you stranded without further progress because they rage quit? Will the entire run just be filled with everyone ending up in the graveyard over and over…and over? Pugging is spooky! Show off your epic courage of being a PUG party member with this awesome Pugging is Spooky Ouija Board Merch!
