Mythos Monster Hats
Description: Why smell like spice when you can smell like Cthulhu? This tee features a funny cologne label for fragrance le Old One. So join the cult and become one with the mythos. Show your support for our favorite winged demon-monster and praise the Old One!
"Old Ones" Cthulhu Funny Aftershave Parody Design Hat
by Designed For Flight
$12 $19
Description: Summon cosmic chaos with this hilarious Cthulhu 2028 parody shirt, featuring a tentacled horror in campaign style with the phrase "No Lives Matter." A darkly comedic take on politics and Lovecraftian lore, this tee is perfect for fans of satire, horror, and absurdist humor. Ideal for conventions, Halloween, or any statement-making occasion.
Cthulhu 2028 Parody Election Shirt – No Lives Matter Political Humor Hat
by Victor Shadehorn
$12 $19
Description: Step into the realm of forbidden lore with this chilling portrait inspired by The King in Yellow and Hastur, the unspeakable being that lurks within its pages. Cloaked in tattered, regal robes and crowned with eldritch dread, this artwork blends realism with unsettling symbolism. Surrounding the figure are countless Yellow Signs, evoking the madness of the infamous Yellow Wallpaper and the sickly glow of Carcosa’s lost kingdom. Perfect for fans of cosmic horror, Lovecraftian mythos, and eerie dark fantasy art. Let this haunting design drape your walls, shirts, or accessories in otherworldly dread.
The King in Yellow – Hastur’s Dreaded Presence Hat
by Obscura Archive | White Canvas Shop
$12 $19
Description: Embrace the eerie depths of the ocean with this dark maritime concept. Featuring the warning, Respect Wildlife or Become Wildlife, this visual showcases a colossal winged Cthulhu and a roaring sea serpent emerging from stormy waves. Below the surface, a classic brass helmet deep-sea diver skeleton lies buried. Perfect for fans of H.P. Lovecraft, cosmic horror, and tabletop gamers who appreciate dark gaming humor and legendary marine monsters.
Description: This terrifying sea monster design captures the eerie, deep-sea world where ancient cosmic entities and giant krakens lurk. Featuring a winged Cthulhu-like creature and a massive octopus with glaring eyes emerging from swirling seaweed, alongside a sunken shipwreck and human skull, it's a perfect blend of Lovecraftian horror and environmental advocacy. With a vintage grunge texture and mystical dark teal and lime green hues, this artwork embodies the spirit to 'KEEP THE OCEAN WEIRD (AND CLEAN)'. Ideal for horror fans, sea creature enthusiasts, and anyone passionate about marine preservation with a dark, quirky sense of humor.
Description: Nyarlathotep is a name used for various characters in the works of H. P. Lovecraft and other writers. The character is commonly known in association with its role as a malign deity in the Lovecraft Mythos fictional universe, where it is known as the Crawling Chaos #HPLovecraft #Nyarlathotep #Tentacles #Blue #Moon #Bright #Monster #Cthulhu
Description: A silhouette of my Cthulhu design on top of page 3 of "Tales of the Cthulhu Mythos" by H. P. Lovecraft. This is the early part of the story where the narrator first comes across a figure in clay that his "somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature.... A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings."
Description: Surreal 1960s Mod tribute illustration featuring a dapper badger in a geometric mod suit riding a teal vintage scooter with tentacle headlights, labeled "Arkham Ride" beneath groovy lettering reading "Old God Mod." A fantastic fusion for fans of classic British Mod subculture, cosmic horror, and H.P. Lovecraft lore.
Description: Bring a giant dose of cosmic weirdness to your style with this vibrant green tentacled monster design featuring glowing yellow eyes and a tiny globe. Perfect for cosmic horror fans, monster art collectors, tabletop gaming enthusiasts, and anyone who loves mysterious creatures with a playful twist.
Description: Embrace the haunting beauty of the Lovecraftian Mind Flayer, a creature that feeds on minds and souls. This artwork evokes a sense of dread and awe, transporting you to a world of cosmic horror and ancient evil. Perfect for those who seek solace in the beauty of the night and the power of the unknown.
Description: Recommended by 9 out of every 10 Cultists (one lost his sanity), this design features vintage soda pop advertising inspired graphics for Cthulhu Cola, The Cultists Choice! R'yleh without it!
Cthulhu Cola | Funny Cthulhu Soda Pop Vintage Advertising Design Hat
by Designed For Flight
$12 $19
