Not In The Faces Hats

Description: Not in the Face!

Description: Current Mood: MEH

Description: We're werewolves, not swearwolves! Fan art inpsired by the hit mockumentary and TV show What We Do in the Shadows. Hand drawn design by Anna Hof of Hof Draws

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Description: THE LEOPARDS EATING PEOPLE'S FACES PARTY design

Description: What we do in the shadows

Description: Alexandre Dumas quote: People, in general, only ask advice not to follow it; or if they do follow it, it is for the sake of having someone to blame for having given it.

Description: Isaac Newton quote: “I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.”

Description: RUTH BADER GINSBURG

Description: NOT ENOUGH SAGE IN THE WORLD

Description: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel quote: The one who merely flees is not yet free. In fleeing he is still conditioned by that from which he flees.

Description: Daphne du Maurier portrait and quote: I wondered how many people there were in the world who suffered, and continued to suffer, because they could not break out from their own web of shyness and reserve, and in their blindness and folly built up a great distorted wall in front of them that hid the truth.

Description: Friedrich Nietzsche: Art is not merely an imitation of the reality of nature, but in truth a metaphysical supplement to the reality of nature, placed alongside thereof for its conquest.

Description: Clarice Lispector quote: I do not know much. But there are certain advantages in not knowing. Like virgin territory, the mind is free of preconceptions. Everything I do not know forms the greater part of me: This is my largesse. And with this I understand everything. The things I do not know constitute my truth.

Description: H.P. Lovecraft portrait and quote: We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Description: Retro Skeleton Halloween Funny The number you have dialed is not in service

Description: Looking for a darkly funny twist on Halloween candy traditions? This absurd saying turns the classic stranger-danger scenario into a ridiculous joke about checking the candy before getting into a van, perfect for fans of dark humor, spooky-season jokes, and sarcastic one-liners. A playful Halloween gag gift for friends who appreciate edgy humor and bizarre seasonal laughs. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: A cheerful golden retriever in a party hat proudly holds a chewed-up sneaker, surrounded by balloons and confetti, under the words "Gotcha Day Anniversary, Still Not Sorry About the Shoes." Made for rescue dog moms and dads who have lost a few pairs of shoes along the way and would not trade their pup for anything. A fun pick for gotcha day, adoption anniversaries, or birthdays.

Description: I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Ways Get In My Way

Description: not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

Description: Bring laughs wherever you go with the hilarious "Not Right Now Kitten, The Walls Are Closing In On Daddy." quote. Perfect for cat lovers, meme fans, and anyone who enjoys absurd, self-deprecating humor, this witty design blends internet culture with a playful feline twist. Whether you're a proud cat parent or shopping for someone with a sarcastic sense of humor, this funny quote is sure to spark conversations and make fellow cat lovers smile.

Description: Ludwig Wittgenstein quote: If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.

Description: I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Wals Get In My Way

Description: This design is for short people and individuals who experience height struggles. The humorous saying 'I'm Doing Really Well For Someone Who's Not Tall Enough To Reach Half The Shit In Their Own House' captures the daily challenges of being vertically challenged. A witty gift for anyone dealing with not being tall enough.

Description: I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me, The Table And Chairs Are Bullies, And The Walls Get In My Way. A funny and relatable sarcastic quote for clumsy people who always seem to bump into everything!

Description: I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Wals Get In My Way

Description: I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way

Description: Not in the mood. Bad mood quotes. Black and white bold text meme aesthetic.

Description: A hilarious and relatable design for anyone who blames inanimate objects for their lack of coordination. Perfect for party lovers, bar nights, and those with a beautifully clumsy side!

Description: I'm Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me The Table Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way. A funny and sarcastic quote for clumsy people who always seem to bump into everything!

Description: I'm Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me The Table & Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way. A hilarious and relatable design for accident-prone people and anyone who trips over nothing. Perfect for lovers of self-deprecating humor and funny everyday quotes.

Description: L. M Montgomery quote: Kindred spirits are not so scarce as I used to think. It's splendid to find out there are so many of them in the world.

Description: Nathaniel Hawthorne portrait and quote: All sorts of persons, and every individual, has a place to fill in the world, and is important in some respects, whether he chooses to be so or not.

Description: "This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters cos you're not the noob but barely

Description: Design called "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

Description: My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a damn thing you said. A sarcastic quote that perfectly captures those moments of zoning out while pretending to listen. This witty line leans into relatable humor and dry sarcasm about everyday conversations. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and honest humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!