Not My Idea Hats
Description: Clarice Lispector quote: Holding someone's hand was always my idea of joy. Often before falling asleep - in that small struggle not to lose consciousness and enter the greater world - often, before having the courage to go toward the greatness of sleep, I pretend that someone is holding my hand and I go, go toward the enormous absence of form that is sleep. And when even then I can't find the courage, then I dream.
Description: Sometimes the mind becomes so committed to avoiding problems that even basic safety starts feeling like an exhausting responsibility. The priority is taking a well-deserved break from remembering that gravity exists and that the floor is, unfortunately, very committed to remaining where it is. No dramatic decisions, no complicated plans, and absolutely no need to test the laws of physics today. The forehead has been informed, the floor has been acknowledged, and everyone involved has agreed to simply coexist peacefully. For now, all points of view regarding balance, coordination, and sensible head placement are being placed on temporary leave. Productivity can wait; staying upright is already enough of an accomplishment.
I'm taking a break from the idea of not hitting my forehead on the floor! Hat
by englishlearning
$19
Description: Your Idea Of Me Is Not My Responsibility To Live Up To Your Idea Of Me Is Not My Responsibility To Live Up To Empowering Quote Design Perfect gift for strong women, introverts, therapists, self-growth lovers, mental health advocates, and empowering quote enthusiasts. The design is available in a variety of colors and sizes, making it a great choice for everybody of all ages.
My Dog Is Friendly I'm Not Funny Reactive Dog Owner Humor Hat
by Nagy photographer
$12 $19
Description: I'm not a Perfect Wife but my Crazy Husband love me and that is enough. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people. But I am his Queen. He is my whole world, I love him forevhuser and always. Yes, he bought me this shirt. This funny saying wife quotes from husband, a great idea for wife birthday gift. Perfect idea gift for mom, wife, mother, grandma or aunt. Perfect mother's day gift, birthday gift, funny wife quote or wife lovers gift.
