Not Stonks Hats

Description: Not Stonks.......

Description: A cute catto with a coat reclines on a pile of gold-foil wrappers, confidently eyeing a chart of endless upward arrows. Its tail flicks with assurance as it softly purrs, “Buy the dip.” Meet Sterling Stonkwell, the ever-optimistic feline tycoon who knows the moon is his playground.

Description: There were some alternative captions that likely would have been more "meme man" worthy. Just my 2 hundredths of a dollar.

Description: Remain blameless, with this stylish design!

Description: It’s Game Over!

Description: A humorous disclaimer that acknowledges even the most careful advice can be wrong.