Part Time Hats
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Description: A cartoon bat with red eyes and wings is standing behind a counter at what appears to be a convenience store. There are shelves stocked with items, a soda fountain, a cash register displaying dollar signs, a display case with fried chicken, and a clock on the yellow wall. The text 'PART-TIME CRYPTID' is at the bottom.
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Description: An official priority-realignment clearance, formally certifying the primary pitch executive as a high-authority athletic professional who treats ninety minutes of pitch action as their primary career, while treating standard human existence as an unpaid, low-priority internship.
