Patch Notes Hats

Description: You'll see the updates when they're ready.

Description: ARC Raiders receives ongoing updates rather than a specific "Patch 2", with the latest information indicating Update 1.4.0 as the most recent as of November 27, 2025

Description: A retro computer monitor showing a checklist of goals, surrounded by colourful fireworks, with the words 2027 Patch Notes. A funny New Year's Eve 2027 gift for gamers and PC nerds updating themselves for the new year.

Description: Patch Notes Duck

Description: 1776 Patch Notes, Funny Patriotic Gamer

Description: Clean text-only Christmas humor made for gamers over the holidays. "Holiday Patch Notes".

Description: The update installed itself overnight and nobody asked for it. This retro dot-matrix printout design reads like the patch notes for a midlife body: BODY UPDATE INSTALLED, VERSION: 40-SOMETHING, then a list of known issues. Removed: sleep. Added: random sweating. Moved: your keys. Fixed: nothing. Chunky printer type, sprocket-hole edges, a curling paper tail and stripes of pale mint and butter yellow make it look like it rolled straight off an office printer in 1989. Perfect for women in perimenopause who work in tech, love a good error log or just want to know who approved this release. A funny gift for a friend, sister or coworker whose body keeps rolling out changes without warning.

Description: It is. Jimothy appears in his wonderfully questionable final configuration in this deadpan raccoon meme design inspired by broken builds, patch notes, and internet absurdity.

Description: A glowing pixel art Christmas tree with presents and snowflakes on an old CRT monitor, a game controller in front, inside a retro emblem with bold arcade style Christmas Patch Notes lettering. A funny Christmas gift for PC gamers, retro gamers and anyone who reads the update log first.

Description: First Time Parents Now Get Two Hours of Sleep