Philosophy Hats
Carl Gustav Jung Quote - Life really does begin at forty Hat
by Shiny Shirts
$11 $19
Description: "Think about your thoughts. Then ask which Archon sent them." Not every thought is yours. In Gnostic cosmology, the Archons — the false rulers of the material world — feed on unconscious minds. This shirt is a reminder to question the source. Pistis Sophia wisdom rises above the chaos, illuminated by sacred geometry, while the beast-faced Archons lurk below — lion, serpent, reptile, insect — the seven governors or the 7 planets of the ancient world. This is more than a shirt. It's a philosophical statement. Perfect for lovers of: Astrology & philosophy Hermetic & esoteric spirituality Consciousness & shadow work Psychedelic & visionary art Ancient mysteries & hidden knowledge Your mind is a battlefield. Know your enemy
Planetary Metacognition | Archon Gnostic Awakening Tee | Esoteric Philosophy Shirt Hat
by Chill Step Philosophy
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Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. Vintage Aurebesh Hat
by Fandom Trading
$11 $19
Description: Before beginning your journey to become a knight radiant, you must swear the first ideal, "Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination." From Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archive series these words are iconic for any fan of Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, Oathbringer or Rhythm of War.
Theodor Adorno (German Philosopher) - Philosophy Pun AdorYES Hat
by Shiny Shirts
$11 $19
Description: Public schools should be places of learning, not religious indoctrination. This "Religious Indoctrination Is Not Education" design highlights the growing push to insert religious teachings into public school curriculums. Featuring a split schoolhouse and church illustration, this design is perfect for teachers, activists, and anyone who believes in the separation of church and state. Whether on a shirt, sticker, mug, or hat, this design sends a clear message—education should be secular.
Religious Indoctrination Is Not Education – Church and State Hat
by Resist! Provisions
$11 $19
book chapter verse christian bible reformed theology Hat
by Abbicuradirisplendere
$11 $19
Description: Funny design featuring a portrait of Søren Kierkegaard and his famous quote: “Do it or not do it – you will regret both.” Perfect for philosophy lovers, thinkers, skeptics, and anyone who enjoys laughing about life’s absurdities. Great gift idea for students, professors, or fans of dark humor and existentialism.
Kierkegaard Quote Do it or not do it you will regret both Hat
by Beltschazar
$11 $19
Description: Stoic quote by Ancient Roman Caesar Marcus Aurelius for all who wish to improve, and remain calm in adversity. Stoicism is not just a philosophy. Stoicism is a mindset for success. Embrace the ancient wisdom of the philosopher king Marcus Aurelius.
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. Hat
by CultureWars
$11 $19
Description: Stressed? Touch grass. Can't touch grass? Put on this shirt and remember — the universe has rules, and once you know them, nothing can shake you. This one's for the meme philosophers. The cosmic thinkers. The ones who read Hermetic texts AND check crypto charts at 2am. Pepe knows the vibes. The Great Wave crashes, the hieroglyphs whisper ancient secrets, and our guy? Totally unbothered. ✦ Soft, comfortable fit ✦ Available in multiple styles and colors ✦ Printed on demand — made just for you
Don't Stress Dude Just Learn the Laws of the Universe | Funny Frog Shirt | Cosmic Meme Tee Hat
by Chill Step Philosophy
$11 $19
Description: This design mimics the format of a classic optometrist’s eye chart but cleverly spells out the phrase “THEOLOGY MATTERS.” At first glance, it appears to be a standard vision test, but upon closer inspection, it reveals a humorous and insightful message tailored for those who value sound biblical teaching. It serves as a witty pun for theology students, pastors, scholars, and anyone passionate about Scripture and doctrinal clarity especially those within the Reformed tradition. The design is both visually engaging and intellectually meaningful, offering a playful yet pointed reminder that just like vision, theology must be clear and focused.
THEOLOGY MATTERS - Eye Chart - Christian Bible Study - Black Hat
by Glory After Tears
$11 $19
Description: The Deism Symbol will make people ask question about it so it's a great conversation opener. This design is a wonderful gift for a deist or a deism believer. Deism is a philosophical beliefs that posits that God exists as an uncaused First Cause ultimately responsible for the creation of the universe, but does not interfere directly with the created world.
