Please Dont Ask Me To Do Anything Hats
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Description: Gravity feels heavy on specific days, making the simple act of standing up seem like an impossible athletic feat. You have achieved a state of absolute comfort and any request to alter your physical position is a direct attack on your peace. It is incredibly amusing to watch friends try to lure you out of your cozy spot with completely useless promises of fun activities. You firmly believe that true happiness is found by minimizing your total step count and maximizing your time spent lying down. Refusing to budge requires a hilarious amount of stubborn dedication that forces everyone to simply bring the snacks directly to you. Stay totally anchored in your glorious resting spot and ignore all demands for active motion.
