Programmer Hats
Description: Relive the golden age of Internet connection with our nostalgic 'Enjoy Internet 56 Kbps' design. Go back to the days when every tone and buzz marked the connection to the virtual world. This retro design captures the essence of the dial-up era with vibrant colors and a touch of humor. Celebrate the patience of loading pages slowly and enjoy the vintage charm of 56 Kbps speed. Carry digital nostalgia with you in style with this exclusive 'Enjoy Internet 56 Kbps' design!
Description: Digital Equipment Corporation (DEC), was founded by Ken Olsen and Harlan Anderson in 1957 in Maynard, Massachusetts. Operating under the trade name Digital, they were a major player in the computer industry from the 1960s to the 1990s. Although the company produced many product lines over their history, they are best known for their work in the minicomputer market starting in the mid-1960s. The company produced a series of machines known as the PDP line, with the PDP-8 and PDP-11 being among the most successful minis in history. Their success was only surpassed by another DEC product, the late-1970s VAX "supermini" systems that were designed to replace the PDP-11.
Description: Founded in Sunnyvale, California during the early '80s, Cyberdyne Systems' products were primarily computer processors, but also made small components for larger manufacturers in the tech industry. A T-800 Terminator, which was sent from the future and designed to kill humans, was crushed in one of the hydraulic presses in Cyberdyne's factory. From the Terminator's wreckage, the company was able to procure future tech by way of it's CPU chip and nearly complete arm segment. The advanced technology from these elements were reverse engineered, rapidly accelerating Cyberdyne Systems into the future, suddenly making them a major player in cutting-edge tech.
Description: Skynet is the fictional conscious, gestalt, artificial general intelligence system that features centrally in the Terminator franchise and serves as the franchise's main antagonist. This shirt features the Skynet 97 retail packaging that one might assume existed for PC owners to install into their home computers as part of Skynet's plan for global domination. This version of the Skynet 97 tee is thoughtfully aged with some subtle yellowing, a little fade and some cracking and chipping to give it a genuine vintage look.
Description: The story of Commodore and the Amiga was, by far, even more interesting than that of Apple or Microsoft. It is a tale of vision, of technical brilliance, dedication, and camaraderie. It is also a tale of deceit, of treachery, and of betrayal. It is a tale that has largely remained untold and if you weren't there, you can now look like you were with this vintage style Commodore Amiga shirt with just enough wear and tear to make it look the part.
Description: Programmers, web developers, database admins, system architects, network engineers, and NET Developers understand this shirt. Technical support duties for our family and friends is part of the job, unfortunately. Welcome to IT. Funny and sarcastic tech tee with retro-looking color-scheme. Available for men and women. This tshirt also makes a great gift for that upcoming birthday or a holiday gift for a friend in a tech profession.
Description: This design consists of the unicode emoticon for shrugging your shoulders and smiling and the text "it works on my machine", one of the most frequent excuses you hear when confronting a programmer with a bug. The text elements are printed in dark grey on a white background on different products.
Shrug it works on my machine - Programmer Excuse Design Hat
by Ramiro's Designs for Computer Geeks and Nerds
$19
Description: Vintage, retro geek fashion for brainy geeks and nerds features RETRO COMPUTER typography under a halftoned brain in vintage color stripes. Great brain gift for smart and brainy men, women, teenagers and tweens. Perfect gift for computer geeks, science geeks, math nerds, biologists, computer programmers, neuroscientists, doctors, professors, teachers, students, engineers, physicists, intellects, professors, psychologists, scholars, intellectuals and more.