Programmer Hats
Description: Have you tried turning it off and on again? Or maybe just kick the !@#$ computer. That could fix it too. But try the turning it off thing first. Fixing computers for a living has to be... exciting? Or maybe a nightmare. Especially when most "problems" only require the power button.
Description: Sarcastic excitement for another work meeting. Scrum meetings taking forever, every programmer, coder, hacker or coworker swag wear to code in style. Developer tech is fun, wear the geek swag and make your software in style is funnier. Stand up and review the burndown chart on retrospective. All the story points and estimates are often best when full of fun dev gear. Get your developer gear, for frontend and backend developers. Devops, sysadmin and SRE ruling the servers. Code father wear. Fun birthday present. Perfect gift for Mom / Dad / Kids / Aunt / Uncle / Father / Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Sister / Brother / Wife / Husband.
Description: Released in 1981, the VIC-20 was a family version of the PET series (using the same microprocessor and Basic language) and was the first computer to sell more than one million units. International Computer Magazine considered it a compact, user-friendly home computer suitable for inexperienced users, and they awarded it "Computer of the Year." Despite having only 5 KB RAM, it spawned thousands of software programs and games, available on cassette and cartridge. '80s computing magazines publishing cheap programs for users to type in. Originally dubbed the MicroPET in 1980, it later became known as the VIC-20, with VIC referencing the VIC-I (Video Interface Chip) chip used for graphics and sound.
Description: A design for computer programmers & software developers who love functional programming. It shows the lambda symbol similar to the Anarchy "A" and below the texts NO CLASS, NO STATE in capital letters in a narrow font. Functional code is classless and stateless and lambda represents anonymous functions, which are ubiquitous in functional programming languages such as Lisp, Scheme, Clojure, Erlang, OCaml, and Haskell. Great for work, tech meetings and conferences.
No Class No State Functional Programmer Black Text Design Hat
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$19
Description: How to debug computer program code? This funny design for programmers gives the answer by listing the 6 stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work? Source: http://j.mp/1aKenww The text is printed in black on white or a variety of other fabric colors to choose from.
6 Stages of Debugging: Black Text Design for Computer Programmers Hat
by Ramiro's Designs for Computer Geeks and Nerds
$19
Description: The story of Commodore and the Amiga was, by far, even more interesting than that of Apple or Microsoft. It is a tale of vision, of technical brilliance, dedication, and camaraderie. It is also a tale of deceit, of treachery, and of betrayal. It is a tale that has largely remained untold and if you weren't there, you can now look like you were with this vintage look Commodore Amiga shirt.
Description: Perfect for IT pros, programmers, sysadmins, and tech lovers who know the truth about “the cloud.” This There Is No Cloud, It's Just Someone Else’s Computer design delivers clever geek humor with a clean, minimalist style. Great for wearing at work, conferences, or casual days when you want to make fellow techies smile. Ideal gift for coders, network admins, and computer nerds.
There Is No Cloud, It's Just Someone Else’s Computer – Funny Tech Geek Computer Design Hat
by Schmeler Hammes
$19
Description: Perfect Tshirt whether you're a network engineer, system administrator, programmer, software developer, hacker, or if you just love coding and geeky computer puns. This awesome shirt makes a joke about TCP handshaking, accurate delivery of packets, and receipt acknowledgement. Great for network techs, technicians, students, teachers, and instructors.
Description: This design consists of the unicode emoticon for shrugging your shoulders and smiling and the text "it works on my machine", one of the most frequent excuses you hear when confronting a programmer with a bug. The text elements are printed in white.
It works on my machine - Funny Computer Programmer Design Hat
by Ramiro's Designs for Computer Geeks and Nerds
$19
Description: This motivational design tells you to never give up and to never quit your vi or Vim session without writing changes, unless you are absolutely sure it is the right thing to do. A design for computer programmers, system administrators and whoever uses vi or vim as their text editor of choice. You will understand its meaning, while others are probably puzzled, but may wish to learn what it means.
never :q! Motivational Design for vi/Vim Geeks - White Text Hat
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$19
Description: If you're a web developer or software engineer who loves coding languages, then let the world know with this cool JS shirt! Featuring a vintage style design, this Java tshirt makes the perfect graduation gift for any frontend developer, backend developer, CS student, or code lover in your life.
