Rabies Hats
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Racoon Hat
by Lankis Art
$12 $19
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my biting list; so watch yourself. Funny sarcastic design for people to mind their own business.
If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List Hat
by Dearly Mu
$12 $19
Description: Some people use sparkly cursive to announce a wedding. You use it to announce a fatal viral infection from a raccoon bite. This completely unhinged design pairs a glamorous hot pink aesthetic with a terrifying medical confession. It is the perfect graphic for when you are feeling absolutely feral but still want to look cute.
Michael Scott's Rabies Fun Run (Back Print) Hat
by Kate Melvin
$12 $19
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Racoon Hat
by donaldSHOP
$12 $19
If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List - Raccoon Hat
by Wilwilcox
$12 $19
Description: Stay Back! I Have Rabies Funny Chaotic Humor Stay Back! I Have Rabies Meme Quote Stay Back! I Have Rabies - Absurd chaotic phrase with exaggerated feral meme humor and unhinged internet energy. Perfect casual wear gift for meme lovers, chaotic
Stay Back! I Have Rabies Funny Chaotic Humor Hat
by Hustler10001
$12 $19
Description: The opossum with the text "If I Ever Get RABIES TRUMP'S HIGH ON -My Bitin' List-" is presented. The opossum is shown in a menacing stance with its mouth open, revealing sharp teeth and its tongue. The text is arranged above and below the opossum.
If I Ever Get Rabies Trump's High On My Bitin' List Opossum Hat
by FARMERSTYLESS
$12 $19
Description: A detailed monochrome graphic features a menacing raccoon. The raccoon is snarling with sharp teeth displayed, framed by barbed wire. Above the raccoon, the text reads "IF I EVER GET RABIES," and below, "YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST."
If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon You're high on my Bitin' List Hat
by FARMERSTYLESS
$12 $19