Response Hats
Description: Because sometimes you don’t put out the fire, you bring the gas. Join the elite squad of chaos enablers with this adorable-yet-apocalyptic raccoon tee. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, chronically online, or just here for the meltdown, this shirt says: “I saw the disaster... and made it worse.” Join the elite Dumpster Fire Response Team - Perfect for work, group chats, or standing proudly in front of your life choices with a lit match and no regrets
Description: This highly relatable situation occurs in any job, exactly applying to English teachers and English students. Human memory is a deeply flawed instrument when dealing with digital correspondence. A busy professional reads a complicated request while walking down the hall. An English teacher sees an urgent question while holding heavy files. An English student reviews a message while eating lunch. Instead of responding immediately, we craft a wonderfully eloquent reply entirely inside our minds. We feel completely satisfied with this imaginary interaction and simply move on with our busy day. It takes a full forty-eight hours to suddenly realize the recipient is still waiting because those words never reached the keyboard.
