Resting Mad Face Hats
Description: Do people ask why you're upset, but you're really feeling kinda good? Do villagers flee in terror at the sight of your intimidating visage, even though you thought you looked cheerful? Are the first words used to greet you almost always, "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" You might be another victim of R.B.F. Resting Barbarian Face. Wear this shirt to let them know you mean no harm (unless you're evil, then this will lull them into a false sense of security). Please note - designer NOT responsible for evil uses of this shirt.
Description: Don't worry, I'm not actually mad... this is just my normal face! Featuring a fluffy white cat with the ultimate Resting Bitch Face (RBF) and a grumpy expression, this design is perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and anyone who is tired of being asked 'why are you so angry?' Great gift idea for cat moms, cat dads, and lovers of sarcastic humor!
Description: For those days when you aren't angry, you aren't sad, you're just... present. If your face naturally looks like you're plotting something when you're really just thinking about lunch, this funny "Not mad, just existing" design is your new go-to. Perfect for introverts, chronically tired adults, and anyone who is tired of being asked "What's wrong?" A hilarious, relatable gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself.
