Senator Hats
Senator Armstrong Presidential Campaign - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Hat
by Filips Art Styles
$19
Description: Portrait of Senator Kamala Harris, Democratic candidate for President 2020, created December 2019, began illustrating it on her birthday in Prismacolor color pencils on October 20, the photographed and then finished the art in Photoshop on my Apple iMac computer on Dec 13. The original prismacolor sketch was on 11x14 Strathmore drawing paper, and once brought in digitally, the final digital art is 24x30.
Description: Seven years of college — down the drain. Or was it? Bluto Blutarski, the man who single-handedly lowered Faber College's academic standards, somehow ended up a United States Senator. So maybe there's hope for all of us. Celebrate the Class of 2026 with this original hand-drawn caricature of the most legendary underachiever in college film history, illustrated by Gene (Gwiz) Williams. Whether you're the Bluto of your friend group or you just survived four years with your GPA and dignity mostly intact — this is the graduation shirt that actually tells the truth. The perfect gift for the college senior who lived their best Faber College life and has absolutely zero regrets. Toga not included.
Description: Steve Garvey jersey number 6 with facsimile autograph, based off the classic Los Angeles Dodgers game-worn jersey. Garvey was the face of the Dodgers for over a decade — the 1974 NL MVP, a 1981 World Series champion, four-time Gold Glove first baseman, and one of the most recognized players of the 1970s whose iron man consecutive games streak made him one of the most durable players of his era.
Description: The tomb was sealed in 1984. The senator emerged anyway. The hieroglyphics have smiley faces. The preservation is unexplained. Vintage mummy horror meets legislative permanence. A chibi mummy wrapped in kawaii bandages with a Senate shield badge, standing in front of ancient Egyptian tomb architecture. Mummies are preserved beyond natural lifespans. Some political careers follow the same principle. The parallel is accidental. The accuracy is not. The frame is archaeological pulp. The subject is institutional calcification. The pyramids in the corners are decorative. The metaphor is structural. Dreamy aesthetics for nightmare preservation.
Description: The ultimate Senator Blutarski t-shirt for fans of the classic Faber College toga party era! This original design features a hand-drawn caricature of John Belushi as 'Bluto' by artist Gene (Gwiz) Williams, Perfect for any 'College' fan, this high-resolution original art is the real deal—avoid the blurry, low-quality stolen scans found elsewhere.
I believe you can't fix stupid, but you can vote them out of office. - Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana Hat
by Country Otter Creations
$19
Description: Prove You Can Serve or Resign — Political Accountability Statement (Dark Version) Mitch, prove you can serve or resign. This bold typographic broadside draws on vintage civic proclamations and political accountability posters, marking the moment Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear publicly demanded Senator Mitch McConnell prove his capacity to serve in the Senate or step down. Featuring hand-lettered slab serif typography, laurel wreath accents, a broken scroll symbolizing broken public trust, and a bold “MITCH” header stamped above the statement. A design for anyone following the McConnell health transparency controversy, Senate accountability, term limits, and civic duty debates. From Puff Sumo
Description: Prove You Can Serve or Resign — Senate Accountability Prove you can serve or resign. This bold vintage-style typographic broadside channels classic civic proclamations, marking the moment government accountability took center stage: prove your capacity to serve, or step aside. Featuring hand-lettered slab serif type, laurel wreath accents, a quill feather, and a broken scroll symbolizing broken public trust, finished with “A Statement of Accountability.” A design for anyone following Senate accountability, term limits, and transparency debates — where public office means answering to the people. From Puff Sumo — political satire and protest typography for the politically engaged.
Description: Mitch McConnell Prove You Can Serve — Protest Typography (Dark Version) Mitch, prove you can serve or resign. This bold, heavy-weight typographic statement puts the demand front and center: “MITCH” stamped above a stacked headline reading “prove you can serve or resign,” underscored in red for emphasis. Inspired by classic protest poster type and political accountability art, this design marks a moment when a sitting senator’s capacity to serve came under public scrutiny. A stark, high-contrast piece for anyone following Senate accountability, term limits, and government transparency debates. From Puff Sumo — political satire and protest typography for the politically engaged.
Description: Prove You Can Serve or Resign — Senate Accountability (Dark Ersion) Prove you can serve or resign. This bold vintage-style typographic broadside channels classic civic proclamations, marking the moment government accountability took center stage: prove your capacity to serve, or step aside. Featuring hand-lettered slab serif type, laurel wreath accents, a quill feather, and a broken scroll symbolizing broken public trust, finished with “A Statement of Accountability.” A design for anyone following Senate accountability, term limits, and transparency debates — where public office means answering to the people. From Puff Sumo
Description: Mitch McConnell Prove You Can Serve — Protest Typography Mitch, prove you can serve or resign. This bold, heavy-weight typographic statement puts the demand front and center: “MITCH” stamped above a stacked headline reading “prove you can serve or resign,” underscored in red for emphasis. Inspired by classic protest poster type and political accountability art, this design marks a moment when a sitting senator’s capacity to serve came under public scrutiny. A stark, high-contrast piece for anyone following Senate accountability, term limits, and government transparency debates. From Puff Sumo — political satire and protest typography for the politically engaged.
Description: Serve or Resign — Government Accountability Statement (Dark Version) Prove you can serve or resign. This bold, oversized typographic statement puts “SERVE” front and center in massive scale, stacked between “prove you can” above and “or resign” below, underscored in red for emphasis. Inspired by classic protest poster type and political accountability art, this design captures a moment when a sitting senator’s capacity to serve came under public scrutiny. A stark, high-contrast piece for anyone following Senate accountability, term limits, and government transparency debates. From Puff Sumo — political satire and protest typography for the politically engaged.
