Shipping Hats
Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Hat
by uikteraa
$12 $19
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Hat
by uikteraa
$12 $19
Description: Freddy : Frank? Frank : Yeah, kid? Freddy : What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in here? Frank : Oh, kid, I have seen weird things come and I have seen weird things go. But the weirdest thing I ever saw just had to cap it all. Freddy : Oh, yeah? What's that? Frank : Let me ask you a question, kid. Did you see that movie, "Night of the Living Dead"? Freddy : Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? Sure. Wh-what about it? Well Boys and Gals, here is that container information, sport it, wear it! Support your Favorite Zombie Movie of all time... and keep the memory of James Karen (Frank) alive.
Description: RMS Queen Mary is a retired British ocean liner that sailed primarily on the North Atlantic Ocean from 1936 to 1967 for the Cunard-White Star Line and was built by John Brown & Company in Clydebank, Scotland. Queen Mary, along with RMS Queen Elizabeth, were built as part of Cunard's planned two-ship weekly express service between Southampton, Cherbourg and New York. Following Queen Mary's permanent docking in California, claims were made that the ship was haunted. In 2008, Time magazine included the Queen Mary among its "Top 10 Haunted Places". One of the staterooms is alleged to be haunted by the spirit of a person supposedly murdered there. The Queen Mary Hotel promotes suite room B-340, a former third class cabin, as notoriously haunted.
Description: Dumont Shipping began in 1963 as Telninger's Transport, a regional trucking company serving the greater Center City area. Over the next quarter century, the company steadily expanded its operations, evolving from a local carrier into a major force in global intermodal container shipping. In 1990, Telninger's entered into an exclusive shipping partnership with ENCOM, a relationship that ultimately led to the technology giant acquiring the company outright. Following the purchase, Telninger's Transport was rebranded as Dumont Shipping and extensively modernized under ENCOM's leadership, growing into one of the world's most efficient, technologically advanced, and environmentally responsible freight carriers.
Description: A self-deprecating classic for anyone who's ready to blame their personality on rough handling somewhere between the factory and the front door. This one-liner has been a reliable internet favorite for years, and this design turns it into a clean, laugh-out-loud statement. Great for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or anyone with a healthy sense of humor about themselves.
