Sleazy Hats
Description: Herb Alpert plays Tijuana Taxi while his dancers annoy the heck out of tourists. The female dancers keep alternating between slacks and skirts. Why? So they can do a quick flash spin for the audience... such as it is. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1064. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: This retro-inspired garment is a testament to the timeless charm of bygone eras. It embodies a fusion of vintage aesthetics and contemporary fashion sensibilities. This garment exudes both comfort and style. Pair it with your favorite jeans or a skirt, and you'll instantly elevate your look with a nostalgic touch that never goes out of style.
True Connoisseur Of Sleazy Women & Cheap Booze Hat
by ChefKitchen Co.
$12 $19
Description: In this scopitone Bobby Vee shows up late at a beach party. Surprisingly, everyone is happy to listen to him belt out his song. There is something creepy about men wearing nothing but speedos and a Vespa while following Bobby Vee and his date... just sayin'. Dancer Millie Hamm is also seen in this one. She was almost made famous in Las Vegas Hillbillies! From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1021.
Description: Joi Lansing sings Web of Love as a guy in a snake costume slither arounds, a witch doctor jumps about (same guy) and several women who clearly are not from equatorial climes do some back up dancing. Very sultry. A retro design; so far as I know there was never a table tent for scopitone S-1057. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Whether you have altruistic intentions or pervy ulterior motives, get this now. White Van Tinted Windows Hitchhiker Danger Scuzzy Road Hazard Offensive Questionable Guy with a Van Love Shack Bed in the Back T-Shirt Tee by House Of HaHa Creator Artist and Perv Magnet Good Girl Melody Gardy ---------- House of HaHa is a small artist owned independent t-shirt brand created by artists Aaron and Melody Gardy. We started House Of HaHa hoping to use our talents in art and humor to celebrate our love for laughing and geek cultures and hopefully free us from our unhappy day jobs in the process. Being the dreamers we are, we also wanted to make the world a better place at the same time - even if we were only creating a few extra laughs in the...
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by House Of HaHa
$12 $19
Description: Billie Lee Riley sings Red Dress... or High-Heeled Sneakers... depending on what listing you are looking at. This scopitone appears to have been filmed live via randomcam at the Sleaze-A-Go Go! From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone number unknown. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Get ready to go full-throttle into a neon-soaked, bullet-riddled world of 1970s sleaze and justice with this faux movie tee: Sin City Siren. Starring tough-as-nails cop Jack Magnum and the dangerously seductive Nicolette Steele, this design pays tribute to the golden age of grindhouse action flicks, complete with pulp-style typography and vintage grit. Perfect for fans of exploitation cinema, VHS-era thrills, and retro film nostalgia. Whether you're into badass cops, femme fatales, or faded posters from long-lost drive-in classics, this shirt delivers that late-night cable movie magic. Wear it and make ‘em think you’ve seen the movie—even if it never existed.
Description: ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEWS!: "This place was shocking to me about how bad the room conditions were..." "**BEWARE**CAMERAS IN ROOMS**" "Poor customer service, poor housekeeping, too many roaches, rude guest next door, plumbing issues..." "If your into hard drugs and mild violence then look no further." "Do not go to this motel it’s filthy it’s terrible there’s prostitutes walking out front." "As soon as we got to our room, it smelled like cigarettes & the smell wouldn’t go away..."
Description: Ennio Morricone in metal font. If you're a fan of Ennio Morricone, Italian soundtracks and soundtracks in general, then this design that says "Ennio Morricone" in metal font is for you. Perfect to wear to concerts or out and about. Give as a gift to a Morricone fan or lover of soundtracks.
Description: Remember: she's telling a story! Princess Leilani does the hula in the scopitone film which advises you to keep your eyes on the hands... and don't mow the lawn when you see a grass skirt. While Leilani :and the rest" dance Alex belts out Hawaiian tunes on a uke that sounds like a steel guitar. WOW! From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1041. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Kay Starr sings Wheel of Fortune! Scopitone artists were featured in "table tent" advertisements at the venue where a scopitone was playing. So far as I know there was never an ad for scopitone S-1011. This is a retro design based the film. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Joi Lansing does the song The Silencers, from the movie of the same name with Dean Martin. The scopitone starts out with her singing about .22s and .38s and then she pulls a gun out on the audience. A moment later she puts it in her pocket, takes off her trenchcoat and shows off her REAL secret weapon. Some obligatory bikini dancing in this one. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1053. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Jayne Mansfield sings in SnickSnack Snuckelchen, the movie that asks the question "VAS?" I think the answer is that question is "der flotte ist in Hamburg, baby!" Parody design based upon the advertisements of the time. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Hanna Ahroni singing Padam, Padam! Sung in French ("padam, padam" isn't a word, it's the sound of your heartbeat) this is actually pretty classy for a scopitone. If you like Paris, you'll love Robaire's! Located right next to the strip club. Film S-1035. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Princess Leilani appears in this scopitone film of Smouldering Drums. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1042. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
