Stupid Numbers Hats

Description: This monochrome-style graphic resembles a nutrition label. The top reads "ACCOUNTANT FACTS" in bold white text. Below, "Serving Size" is followed by columns for "Amount Per Serving" and "% Daily Value". The facts listed are "Fixing stupid mistakes 100%", "Crunching numbers 100%", "Math master 50%", "Multi-tasker 100%", and "Form-filler". A disclaimer is at the bottom.

Description: A green calculator is surrounded by a wreath of pink, white, and yellow roses and green foliage. Text reads 'ACCOUNTANT I MAY BE Crazy BUT CRAZY IS BETTHAN STUPID'. The calculator display shows '000'.