Supplement Hats
Description: “There’s a Peptide for That” is a minimalist science humor design inspired by the phrase “there’s an app for that”, playfully referencing peptides, supplements, and modern bio-culture. Ideal for scientists, gym enthusiasts, biohackers, medical students, and anyone who loves smart, nerdy humor.
Description: A smiling, fit man poses in dark trunks before an explosive starburst glow, demonstrating physical fitness alongside a spill of giant supplement pills. Dimensional red lettering and subtle crosshatching reflect midcentury commercial magazine ad aesthetics. Offered by Dashery on Teepublic, this retro graphic elevates daily merch with classic vintage style. Enjoy vibrant print quality across soft T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, durable Phone Cases, Wall Tapestries, and Stickers.
Description: “There’s a Peptide for That” is a minimalist science humor design inspired by the phrase “there’s an app for that”, playfully referencing peptides, supplements, and modern bio-culture. Ideal for scientists, gym enthusiasts, biohackers, medical students, and anyone who loves smart, nerdy humor.
Description: The War Tab Keeps Running: $37.5 Billion and Still Climbing Iran War: $37,500,000,000 and counting. Puff Sumo sets the Pentagon's own cost estimate in giant type above a squad of etched, sepia-toned soldiers marching out of the dust, like a vintage recruitment poster that came with a bill attached. The meter is running, the tab keeps growing, and the question of who pays is impossible to miss. Made for news followers, political satire fans, budget watchers and anyone who has ever asked where war funding goes. Old-school engraving look, big readable numbers, an instant conversation starter at the protest, the pub or the group chat. Puff Sumo: war costs money. Somebody should be counting.
Description: The War Tab Keeps Running: $37.5 Billion and Still Climbing (Dark Version) Iran War: $37,500,000,000 and counting. Puff Sumo sets the Pentagon's own cost estimate in giant type above a squad of etched, sepia-toned soldiers marching out of the dust, like a vintage recruitment poster that came with a bill attached. The meter is running, the tab keeps growing, and the question of who pays is impossible to miss. Made for news followers, political satire fans, budget watchers and anyone who has ever asked where war funding goes. Old-school engraving look, big readable numbers, an instant conversation starter at the protest, the pub or the group chat. Puff Sumo: war costs money. Somebody should be counting.
Description: Are you even lifting if you don't feel the itch? This shirt is dedicated to every gym rat who knows the struggle (and the cost) of a high-stim pre-workout. Whether it’s the beta-alanine tingles or the caffeine kick, you know exactly what you paid for. Featuring a clean, minimalist design, this tee is perfect for your next heavy session or as a conversation starter at the squat rack. It’s the ultimate "insider" joke for the fitness community. Vibe: Sarcastic, Aesthetic, Bodybuilding Great for: Gym addicts, supplement lovers, and "Stim Junkies".
