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Description: Walking in a strictly straight line on a flat surface is an impossible daily task for you. The absolute comedy of violently tripping over completely non-visible objects brings endless joy fast. You try to look incredibly cool and mysterious, but then you immediately slam your hip hard on wood. We all desperately try to play off our embarrassing trips and awkward falls by pretending we are ok. Gravity acts like a highly aggressive bully that constantly pulls you down hard toward the cold rug. Embracing your wildly clumsy nature turns every single basic walk into a total and unpredictable gag. People quickly learn to expect a magnificent spectacle of clumsiness whenever you attempt to get up. Just enjoy being clumsy here!
