Tech Support Check List Hats
Description: A monochrome graphic listing different rates for technical assistance. The text reads 'TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE' followed by priced tiers: '$100/HR STANDARD', '$125/HR IF YOU WATCH', '$150/HR IF YOU HELP', '$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and '$250/HR IF TELL ME HOW TO DO IT'. A gear icon and computer equipment with tools are also depicted.
Description: A monochrome graphic displaying pricing tiers for tech support services. It reads "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE" at the top, followed by a list of rates ranging from "$100/HR STANDARD" to "$250/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO IT.". A computer monitor with headphones and a screwdriver and wrench are also depicted.
Description: A black background with white text lists "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE" at the top. Below are price points and conditions: "$1000/PER HOUR", "$500/PER HOUR", "$52. YOU WATCH", "$1500/PER HOUR", "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO IT", and "$3500 //PER HOUR". Yellow icons of a headset, computers, and tools are on the right.
Description: Funny Tech Support Checklist Before You Bother Me Is It Plugged In? Is It Turned On? Are You Sure? Seriously. Go Check. design for IT professionals, help desk staff, and computer support technicians. Perfect for the IT guy or girl who deals with daily troubleshooting and technical issues.
Description: A stark black background with bold white capital letters forming the words "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE". Below this, a list of hourly rates is presented: "100 HOURLY", "300 HOURLY RATE", "500 HOURLY", "400 HOURLY", and "200 HOURLY". To the right, graphical elements include a golden gear, crossed silver wrenches, and a white computer monitor with headphones.
Description: This design is for IT professionals help desk support staff. The humorous tech support checklist says: Tech Support Checklist Before You Bother Me Is It Plugged In Is It Turned On Are You Sure Seriously Go Check. Great for computer support technical assistance workers and IT humor.
Description: A humorous graphic displays a customer service checklist. In blue and red text it says "TECH SUPPORT CHECKLIST BEFORE YOUR BOTHER ME:" followed by white text inside checklist boxes: "IS IT PLUGGED IN? IS IT TURNED ON? ARE YOU SURE? SERIOUSLY, GO CHECK". An illustration of a headset is in the upper right.
Description: A dark background displays a checklist for tech support. The top reads "TECH SUPPORT CHECKLIST!" in teal. Below is a red line and the text "BEFORE YOUR BOTHER ME:". The checklist items are "IS IT PLUGGED IN?", "IS IT TURNED ON?" (with a checkmark), "ARE YOU SURE?", and "SERIOUSLY, GO CHECK". A pair of headphones with a microphone is in the upper right corner.
Description: A humorous checklist graphic for tech support. Features bold blue text reading "TECH SUPPORT CHECKLIST!" with a red exclamation point. Below, in red text, it says "BEFORE YOUR BOTHER ME:" followed by four checklist items: "IS IT PLUGGED IN?", "IS TURNED ON?", "ARE YOU SURE?", and "SERIOUSLY, GO CHECK". A pair of grey and red headphones with a brown band is shown at the top right.
Description: Have you tried purring... or just a hard reset? This adorable design features a wide-eyed tabby cat ready to hit the power button on your bad mood. Combining the classic "Off and On" IT troubleshooting joke with a heavy dose of feline charm, it’s the ultimate gear for cat lovers, software devs, and office workers alike. Perfect for anyone who knows that a cat and a quick attitude reboot can fix almost anything!
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Auto refractor operator with pupil dilation specialist energy daily. Visual field whisperer and ophthalmic tech chaos coordinator. Eye drop sniper mode activated. Lenscrafting assistant energy real. Retinal imaging support squad member. Glaucoma pressure check pro. Ophthalmology dark humor apprentice. Patient eye shield fitter. Seeing is believing. Blink twice if you're okay.
Description: Meet the smartest rabbit in the server room! Featuring a savvy bunny in glasses and a varsity jacket holding a remote reset, this design is for the tech geniuses who solve problems with a click. Combining retro-tech aesthetics with a sassy "Off and On" quote, it’s the perfect gear for software developers, IT pros, and students who know that sometimes, a little attitude adjustment is just a reboot away.
