Trekgeeks Hats
Description: A mashup of Breaking Bad and Star Trek turns Heisenberg into HeisenBORG— part meth kingpin, part assimilated drone of the Borg Collective. The familiar black hat, sunglasses, and mustache remain, but Borg circuitry, mechanical implants, glowing nodes, and a red cybernetic eye have overtaken half of his face. The Starfleet delta embedded in the assimilated hat completes the collision of two universes. He is the one who knocks. Resistance is futile. Meth is irrelevant.
Description: Some designs need explaining. This one doesn't. A single gold delta, polished to a shine, with the 60 built right into it and a star burst holding the center. Black background, no clutter, nothing else competing for attention. Anybody who knows, knows the second they see it across a room. This was the other shirt we sold out of in Las Vegas. Two designs went to the convention, two designs came home as empty boxes. If you were eyeing this one at the table and waited a day too long, we've restocked. Details Metallic gold graphic on black Full-color print, no foil to crack or peel Sizes and fits listed below Clean enough for work, loud enough to boldly go...
Description: The first shirt to sell out in Las Vegas, and it wasn't close. This one borrows the visual language of the space program that actually happened: the clean ribbon lettering, the faded circle badge, the color streak trailing behind the ship. It looks like something recovered from a 1977 mission patch drawer, complete with the cracks and wear that a real one would've picked up along the way. The ship sits front and center against a field of stars, gold and blue and red streaming behind her, with STARFLEET spelled out below in that unmistakable retro-future type. It's the shirt people stopped us in the hallway to ask about.
Description: Sixty years. Five days in the desert. One shirt that sold out before the convention floor even cooled off. This design puts the anniversary badge where it belongs: on a casino chip. Gold arrowheads ring the edge in red and blue, the big gold 60 sits dead center with a delta carved right through it, and the dates run along the bottom like a commemorative chip you'd actually want to keep instead of cash in. We brought these to the convention in August and walked away with empty boxes. If you missed it there, here's your second shot. Details Full-color badge print on a soft, comfortable tee Commemorative dates: August 5-9, 2026 Designed for the 60th anniversary and the city that hosted it Sizes and fits listed below Wear it to next year's
