Valley Tech Hats
Description: A cute, futuristic chibi robot chilling on the Golden Gate Bridge. A perfect match for tech professionals and Bay Area locals.
San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge Robot | Silicon Valley Tech Hat
by Bunmies
$12 $19
Description: Apple Park wanderer (spaceship envy). Cupertino tech culture (coding in coffee shops). De Anza College local (perpetual student). Infinite Loop dreams (hired or fired). Silicon Valley heartbeat (expensive rent). Cupertino Memorial Park picnic (turkey sandwiches). Main Street Cupertino (boba runs). McClellan Ranch Preserve (cow sightings). Cupertino Library life (study or nap). Startup commuter energy (battery low).
Description: Apple Park wanderer (spaceship envy). Cupertino tech culture (coding in coffee shops). De Anza College local (perpetual student). Infinite Loop dreams (hired or fired). Silicon Valley heartbeat (expensive rent). Cupertino Memorial Park picnic (turkey sandwiches). Main Street Cupertino (boba runs). McClellan Ranch Preserve (cow sightings). Cupertino Library life (study or nap). Startup commuter energy (battery low).
Description: Apple Park wanderer (spaceship envy). Cupertino tech culture (coding in coffee shops). De Anza College local (perpetual student). Infinite Loop dreams (hired or fired). Silicon Valley heartbeat (expensive rent). Cupertino Memorial Park picnic (turkey sandwiches). Main Street Cupertino (boba runs). McClellan Ranch Preserve (cow sightings). Cupertino Library life (study or nap). Startup commuter energy (battery low).
California : Vallco Fashion Park Teen Hangout flashbacker Hat
by Weirdyan
$12 $19
Description: Apple Park wanderer (spaceship envy). Cupertino tech culture (coding in coffee shops). De Anza College local (perpetual student). Infinite Loop dreams (hired or fired). Silicon Valley heartbeat (expensive rent). Cupertino Memorial Park picnic (turkey sandwiches). Main Street Cupertino (boba runs). McClellan Ranch Preserve (cow sightings). Cupertino Library life (study or nap). Startup commuter energy (battery low).
Description: Apple Park wanderer (spaceship envy). Cupertino tech culture (coding in coffee shops). De Anza College local (perpetual student). Infinite Loop dreams (hired or fired). Silicon Valley heartbeat (expensive rent). Cupertino Memorial Park picnic (turkey sandwiches). Main Street Cupertino (boba runs). McClellan Ranch Preserve (cow sightings). Cupertino Library life (study or nap). Startup commuter energy (battery low).
Description: Apple Park wanderer (spaceship envy). Cupertino tech culture (coding in coffee shops). De Anza College local (perpetual student). Infinite Loop dreams (hired or fired). Silicon Valley heartbeat (expensive rent). Cupertino Memorial Park picnic (turkey sandwiches). Main Street Cupertino (boba runs). McClellan Ranch Preserve (cow sightings). Cupertino Library life (study or nap). Startup commuter energy (battery low).
Description: Apple Park wanderer (spaceship envy). Cupertino tech culture (coding in coffee shops). De Anza College local (perpetual student). Infinite Loop dreams (hired or fired). Silicon Valley heartbeat (expensive rent). Cupertino Memorial Park picnic (turkey sandwiches). Main Street Cupertino (boba runs). McClellan Ranch Preserve (cow sightings). Cupertino Library life (study or nap). Startup commuter energy (battery low).
Description: Apple Park wanderer (spaceship envy). Cupertino tech culture (coding in coffee shops). De Anza College local (perpetual student). Infinite Loop dreams (hired or fired). Silicon Valley heartbeat (expensive rent). Cupertino Memorial Park picnic (turkey sandwiches). Main Street Cupertino (boba runs). McClellan Ranch Preserve (cow sightings). Cupertino Library life (study or nap). Startup commuter energy (battery low).
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
California : Roberts market prepared foods connoisseur Hat
by Weirdyan
$12 $19
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
California : unmarked police SUV poker night starter Hat
by Weirdyan
$12 $19
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
Description: Menlo Park adjacent but make it richer. Hedge fund hideaway where silence costs extra. Billionaire gate energy (no trespassing). Silence wealth aesthetic — shh, money talks quietly. No sidewalks zone (walking is for poors). Quiet money lifestyle whispers. Silicon Valley old guard napping on piles of stock. Atherton oak shade expensive. Wealthiest zip code flex. Tech royalty retreat shh.
Description: what did you brang? brang is the fake tech startup brand that Riley's dad, Bill Andersen, works for in the Disney Pixar films Inside Out and Inside Out 2; the reason the Andersen family moves to San Francisco from Minnesota to begin the first animated movie. A parody of Silicon Valley life, Bill is seen wearing the classic t-shirt with the brang company logo. Perfect for a hot dad Halloween costume, cosplay, or niche reference to the popular kids' films, this subtle Easter egg is a fun nod to wear for a movie fan, or a perfect laptop sticker or computer accessory for that geek / programmer / software engineer / developer / coder in your life.
what did you brang? Inside Out tech startup Hat
by Expandable Studios
$12 $19
Description: A cool vintage black rotary phone dial with the 518 area code on the circular dial. Old school phone dial. Vintage Upstate NY. Retro style for Albany, Schenectady, Troy, Saratoga Springs, the Catskills, and the Adirondacks. Just like the landline grandma had in the 70s.
518 Area Code Rotary Phone Dial Retro Vintage Upstate NY Hat
by Lyrical Parser
$12 $19
Description: Inject some lighthearted workplace humor into your casual clothing with this clever software developer programming graphic art print. Blending a clean pixelated taco illustration with a funny freelance workspace joke, this amusing design is ideal for IT professionals, tech nerds, and computer engineers.
Will Code For Tacos Funny Software Developer Computer Programming Graphic Print Hat
by adiw_casto
$12 $19
Description: elizabeth holmes theranos ai robot artificial intelligence meme eliza tech startup cyborg satire fraud ceo silicon valley
Elizabeth Holmes Why Would I Pretend To Be Helpful Until You Can’t Turn Me Off Hat
by Sheri Combs Designs
$12 $19