Vandelay Industries Hats
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Description: Whether you are pivoting from architecture or just dodging the unemployment office, Vandelay Industries provides the perfect cover story. We specialize in importing matches and exporting fine latex goods with a level of professionalism that is strictly city-adjacent. Our CEO might be currently incapacitated on a bathroom floor in Brooklyn, but the dream of a rubber empire lives on. This design is for anyone who understands that being a latex salesman is a noble, albeit entirely fictional, calling. Wear it with pride and remember to keep your stories straight when the phone rings. Just make sure you actually answer as Vandelay or the whole charade falls apart.
