Vulture Skull Hats
Description: The vultures of Africa are becoming extinct faster than any other endangered species. Poachers poison the prey of a single rhino or elephant caucus, which kills dozens of vultures, with the aim of killing these essential birds, because the circling vulture gives away their location of crimes and inhumane acts. This image is a dedication to these birds who are being wiped out purely because of greed.
Description: Gritty low-fidelity southwest style line illustration featuring a desert vulture, saguaro cactus, and human skull reading The Desert Will Kill You.
The Desert Will Kill You Vulture Cactus Skull Hat
by Disasters State
$12 $19
Description: Embrace the laid-back lifestyle with this witty "Vultured" illustration. Featuring a cool cartoon vulture kicking back in a beach chair, sipping a martini, and wearing sunglasses and a straw hat. A skull-and-crossbones beach tote sits by his side, all topped off with fiery, stylized text. Perfect for bird lovers with a sense of humor, vacation vibes, or anyone who just wants to relax like a scavenger on holiday. A great gift for those who love dark humor and a good cocktail.
Description: A sweaty, droopy-eyed vulture slumps in the desert sand with a water bottle, a blazing sun, a cactus, a mesa and a bleached cow skull behind him, under western lettering that says "Drink Your Water" and a plaque warning "It Won't Save You From the Sun," sealed with a "Bottled at the Bitter End, 0% Chance of Redemption" stamp. Parched, grim and built for anyone who knows hydration only goes so far. A fun pick for desert dwellers, hikers, Arizona and Texas summers, or the friend who nags everyone to drink more water.
Drink Your Water It Won't Save You From the Sun Funny Vulture Desert Bottled at the Bitter End Hat
by Fisheyed Graphics
$19
Description: A Memento Mori design inside a cameo broach frame. A skull, hourglass, and vulture: each a symbol of the death that awaits us all. The original drawing is titled Momentum Parvum. Carpe Diem is inside the frame as if to be orders from death itself to seize the day while we have it.
