Wood Spoon Hats
Description: Because surviving the chaotic parenting tactics of the past makes you uniquely bulletproof today. A sharp and witty design celebrating the rugged, unfiltered glory of growing up old school.
Don't mess with me, I'm a wooden spoon, lead paint, no car seat, no bike helmet, pickup bed ridin', garden hose drinkin' SURVIVOR Hat
by Korama
$12 $19
Description: A stylized opossum wearing a white apron is depicted stirring a large pot of white liquid with a wooden spoon. The text "That's it." is positioned above the opossum's head, and "You're going in the SOUP" is located at the bottom of the composition against a black background.
Opossum Stirring Soup "You're going in the SOUP" Hat
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$12 $19
Description: A retro-style graphic with horizontal stripes in red, yellow, green, and teal. A butcher character with a chef's hat, mustache, and bowtie holds a wooden spoon and a cleaver. The character is holding a white chicken. The words 'VERT DER' appear at the top and 'FERK' at the bottom in distressed yellow lettering.
Wooden Spoon Survivor - Funny Italian Gift for Him Vintage Hat
by TeeTypo
$12 $19
