Hellfish Merch
Description: A muscular red fish with yellow fins and tail is depicted flexing its biceps, with a cigar in its mouth emitting smoke. The fish has a fierce expression and sharp teeth. A yellow banner across its midsection displays the text "HELLFISH" in bold red capital letters. The entire composition is framed by a yellow circle against a black background.
Description: A red, muscled fish with orange fins and spiky hair is depicted holding a cigar in its mouth and flexing its arms. The fish has tattoos on its arms and is framed by a bright yellow circle against a black background. The text 'HELLFISH' is written in yellow capital letters on the left side of the circle.
Description: A muscular, red, anthropomorphic fish with a mohawk and numerous tattoos on its arms is depicted. The fish has an angry expression, yellow eyes, and is smoking a cigar. The text 'HELLFISH' is curved around the left side of a yellow circular emblem set against a black background.
Description: A circular emblem with a black border and a bright yellow background features a red, anthropomorphic fish character. The fish has a spiky black mohawk, angry eyes, sharp teeth, and is holding a lit cigar. It wears a dark sleeveless top revealing heavily tattooed arms with intricate designs. Smoke emanates from the cigar. White text "HELLFISH" is arced on the left side.
Description: Pay tribute to the legendary Hellfish squad with this bold and irreverent tee. The iconic muscle-bound fish —cigar in mouth and unstoppable attitude— returns in a design packed with power, humor, and retro flair. Perfect for fans who appreciate subtle but strong references and want to show off their Hellfish spirit.
Description: After ruining a review by Superintendent Chalmers of Springfield Elementary by commandeering on Groundskeeper Willie's tractor while trying to escape from detention by Principal Skinner for the review, Principal Skinner is furious with Bart and expels him, forcing Marge to home school Bart. Meanwhile, everyone in Springfield is excited for Whacking Day, but as the holiday approaches, Lisa condemns it as violent. Whacking Day is a decades-long tradition which calls for the townspeople to beat snakes to death with sticks. Lisa plans to save the snakes with the help of Whacking Day's honorary MC, Barry White, who uses his sonorous bass vocal style to lure the snakes to safety, where no one can whack them.
Description: "Knightboat", or "Knightboat: The Crime Solving Boat", is a TV show involving a hi-tech boat with Artificial Intelligence partnering with a character named Michael to fight crime. Bart and Lisa mention that whenever the villains escape onto land there is always an inlet, canal or fjord for Knightboat to catch up.
