Hens Do Merch

Whenever I see a package of eggs that proudly declare, "ALL-VEGETARIAN FED HENS," I try to steer clear. One does not have to be a chicken farmer to know that our adorable feathered friends are ominivores, which mean they pretty much eat anything. In nature, they sure as heck wouldn't be chowing down on the processed grains thatare often fed to them. Chickens are happiest and healthiest when they are able to dineon bugs and slugs and worms, as they would if they were truly cage-free (Another food packaging lie.) Anyone who has had eggs layed by one of these properly fed birds can attest to how healthy they are: the shells are thick, the yolks are a lovely orange color and the taste is amazing. THe nutrient profile far surpasses and eggs y...

Whenever I see a package of eggs that proudly declare, "ALL-VEGETARIAN FED HENS," I try to steer clear. One does not have to be a chicken farmer to know that our adorable feathered friends are ominivores, which mean they pretty much eat anything. In nature, they sure as heck wouldn't be chowing down on the processed grains thatare often fed to them. Chickens are happiest and healthiest when they are able to dineon bugs and slugs and worms, as they would if they were truly cage-free (Another food packaging lie.) Anyone who has had eggs layed by one of these properly fed birds can attest to how healthy they are: the shells are thick, the yolks are a lovely orange color and the taste is amazing. THe nutrient profile far surpasses and eggs y...

Girls on Tour for Girls Trip or Girls Weekend or Hen Do, written by my own human hand! For the Party Girls!

Team Bride - Resistance is futile! What is a crazy hen night / bachelorette party without a uniform outfit for the tough girls clique. This design makes sure everybody gets out of your way!

Team Bride - Resistance is futile! What is a crazy hen night / bachelorette party without a uniform outfit for the tough girls clique. This design makes sure everybody gets out of your way!

Bride Security - Handcuffs. The future wife wants to celebrate like hell at hen party before wedding / marriage and needs some bodyguards / security girls? That's a case for our Bride Security Shirts!

Team Bride - Resistance is futile! What is a crazy hen night / bachelorette party without a uniform outfit for the tough girls clique. This design makes sure everybody gets out of your way!

Chicks on Tour for Girls Trip or Girls Weekend or Hen Do, written by my own human hand! For the Party Chicks!

I'm The Bad Sister in candy pink. Girls night out. Lets Party

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party? This bride needs our asskicking T-shirt! Matching shirts for the girls are also available: Team Bride Rocks

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party? This bride needs our asskicking T-shirt! Matching shirts for the girls are also available: Team Bride Rocks

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Rocks

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party? This bride needs our asskicking T-shirt! Matching shirts for the girls are also available: Team Bride Rocks

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party? Such a rocking bride needs our asskicking T-shirt! Let's go crazy and have a wild time!

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party? This bride needs our asskicking T-shirt! Matching shirts for the girls are also available: Team Bride Rocks

The wife to be wants to let hell loose again at hen night / bachelorette party before wedding / marriage and is looking for some tough support? Take our Bride Squad Shirts and you'll be best equipped!

The wife to be wants to let hell loose again at hen night / bachelorette party before wedding / marriage and is looking for some tough support? Take our Bride Squad Shirts and you'll be best equipped!

Babe on Tour for Girls Trip or Girls Weekend or Hen Do, written by my own human hand! For the Party Babes!

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Rocks

Cheerful design for an unforgettable hen night / bachelorette party! So the bride and her girls are best equipped for an asskicking last night out. Also available to match: The Bride Bubbly

Cheerful design for an unforgettable hen night / bachelorette party! So the bride and her girls are best equipped for an asskicking last night out. Also available to match: The Bride Bubbly

Cheerful design for an unforgettable hen night / bachelorette party! So the bride and her girls are best equipped for an asskicking last night out. Also available to match: The Bride Bubbly

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash

The future wife wants to let hell loose again at her hen night / bachelorette party with the girls? So the hens need asskicking Team Bride Shirts! Additionally available for the bride: The Bride Flash