I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't T-Shirt. Funny Vacation Holiday Beach style shirt featuring funny sassy sarcastic joke saying for introverts everywhere. Do you want to be where the people aren't? then this is the shirt for you! Isolation, peace and quiet is the name of the game. Original 'I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't' Artwork design in classic beach style. Hilarious pop culture shirt for people who would rather be on the beach with a drink.