Revenge of the Amazombies Hoodie

The tale of the Amazombies: Z-Day was the biggest e-com shopping event of the year. In preparation, internet shoppers enthusiastically fired up their modems and flocked to the local internet cafes seeking the deals of a lifetime. Z-Day arrived to uproarious celebration as flying drones buzzed diligently through the streets. It didn't take long for the mysterious corporation behind the largest online source of POGS and Michael Crichton novels to reshape Seattle's landscape forever. The outbreak came as a surprise to most. Little did they know these drones did not come with their promised gifts like VHS copies of “Angels in the Outfield” at an unprecedented 80% off retail price. No, sir — these were drones with a purpose more...