Caution: Bi Panic Hoodie

Do you ever just feel like a menace to society, but only in a low-key, sexuality confusing kind of way? Are you feeling yourself and feel like other people should be aware of the danger you present to heteronormativity? Do you feel like you look so darn good you need to come with a warning label? Well, here it is! Now anyone who runs into a doorway or misses that fork will do so with the knowledge that you care about their safety!