Authority Figure Hoodies
Description: A close-up, bold comic-style portrait of a stern-faced authority figure wearing a tan uniform with badges. He is holding a black communication device in his right hand and has his left hand raised in a stop gesture. His mouth is open in a shout against a radiant blue background.
Description: The whistle is loaded. The stare is unwavering. Nobody is getting past this goose without an explanation. This goose took the job seriously — hat on straight, badge polished, whistle ready for immediate deployment. Whatever you were doing, stop doing it. Whatever you were about to do, reconsider. The authority is real, the wingspan is intimidating, and the patience is already gone. Perfect gift for the rule enforcer, the security-minded, or anyone who's ever needed to look intimidating despite being, technically, a bird.
Stern Security Goose Move Along - Funny Authority Hoodie
by Cutetopia Archive
$32 $42
Description: A circular emblem with a distressed, retro style. It features a stylized globe with continents in green and oceans in teal. Superimposed is a purple human figure with arms outstretched, displaying a large 'P' on its chest. The text 'PERKIS' arches above, and 'POWER' arches below, all within concentric purple and dark grey rings.
Description: A stark, black background features the word "NOTICE" in bold white block letters within white boxes. Below this, two yellow stick figures stand with their feet on a third, prone yellow stick figure, depicting a hierarchical and oppressive scenario. The text "THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES" is displayed in white capital letters at the bottom.
Notice The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Hoodie
by Bentonhio
$32 $42
