Automnicon Hoodies

"Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Did you know that all of the individual elements in your body are worth approximately 150 credits? But to Automnicon, our workers are worth far more than that*. *As low-value assets carrying out high-value repairs."

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! If you don't keep trying, how will you achieve anything? (Also if your rate of trying falls below your pre-stated limit we will turn off the air. It's in your contract.) Automnicon. We Own You.

At the end of Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home, Marilyn's a little more mature and a lot larger than she was!

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Millions of Other Planets are out there, just waiting for you to explore*. Join Automnicon Today. *The majority of your missions will not involve exploration and are more likely to involve hazardous repairs of some kind.

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Take the risk! Follow your heart! (and your contractual obligations)* *Risk may result in injury or death. Contractual obligations must be carried out before heart may be followed. All funereal costs and contractual debts will be passed on to your registered next of kin. Automnicon. We Own You.

Reflect the light of Automnicon. We will tell you if and when to shine.

Automnicon. We Own You.

Work For Us!

Upload Your Consciousness Now

Facts from the We Fix Space Junk Universe!

With Automnicon!

Our favourite wasp cow princess is heading out into the universe...

Are you ready to work hard today? Show your commitment to Automnicon and maybe, just maybe, you'll be saved...

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

A design from the AutomniFashion clothing line

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Celebrate the festive season with this design from We Fix Space Junk!

A design from the AutomniClothes fashion line

A shirt from Automnicon's clothing line, AutomniClothes.

A mildly threatening ad from Automnicon (from the podcast We Fix Space Junk)

Sponsor Bot Loves You! Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today!

Sponsor Bot Loves You! Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today!

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! The Best Way to Survive is to follow our instructions exactly*. *Unauthorised survival will be penalised.

Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Tip of the Day: Nothing is particularly hard if you break it down into smaller jobs. So stop making excuses or we'll turn off the air. Automnicon. We Own You.

It's Highly Infectious!

Obedience is its own reward