Scumm Bar official merchandise is here to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Monkey Island! Only at the Scumm Bar you can enjoy the original Grog, the legendary secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: - Kerosene - Propylene Glycol - Artificial Sweeteners - Sulfuric Acid - Rum - Acetone - Battery Acid - Red Dye #2 - Scumm - Axle grease and/or pepperoni
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Become a born survivor by learning how to hunt, shoot and kill, and learning the culture of Yamatai by going to the island school. Arm up your guns, arrows, and and pickaxe, because class has just got started. Do you have whether it takes to survive?
Tags: strong, gamer, hero, legend, croft
Inspired from Cute Comic Book Babies Variant And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when these unlikely heroes face a ultimate threat that pits them into a new adventure. On that day, the Vox Machina were born—to fight the foes no single guild or warrior could withstand! From mythical dragons, demons, goblins, powerful kings, to guilds and yet their glory has never been denied! Vox Machina Assemble!
Tags: critical, role, geek, sundry, dungeons
Thirsty from battles in Exandria or in the lands of Skyrim. Want to feel like you are powerful and have excellent potency sort of. Well look no further! Here somewhere in the land of Exandria, Drink up to Grog's sweet red ale. Made with Godly Grains and Mystical Malt The Dungeon Master says, drink responsibly. Dont drink and ride on horses
Tags: jack-daniels, mash-ups, critical, role, geek
Inspired from Final Fantasy and Dungeons and Dragons "I would like to rage!" Everyone's favorite alcoholic and crazy berserker in all of Dungeons and Dragons. Whether you do, don't steal his ale, or else he will go hulk crazy on you, so don't make him angry. Note: If he has a horse named Mustang or likes bears or dogs, i would like to see that.
Tags: fantasy, fma, fullmetal-alchemist, jokes, funny
Inspired from Dungeons and Dragons and Final Fantasy Sure, she is the most introverted and awkward half-elf who wields the power of the elements, shapeshifter into nature creatures or objects and comes up with weird conspiracy theories, but yet the most lovable and funny character of the guild. Whether you do, don't look into her eyes, oh wait, too late.
Tags: fantasy, shapeshifter, loveable, funny, critical
Inspired from Final Fantasy and Dungeons and Dragons Handsome, serious, and one of the badass half elf of the twins. Also, the leader of the guild. Don't mistaken as him with the pet bear. Sure, he is the best point man in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, given to that, he is the best sneaky guy and you never know he maybe right behind you.
Tags: fantasy, ranger, assassin, stealth, critical
Inspired from Final Fantasy and Dungeons and Dragons Need someone to play lovely or cheerful or inspiring music in the battlefield? Well you ask for the right guy. You got yourself a wingman for men and women and also an interesting charmer, but yet gets himself annoyed like about multiple of times. What do you expect on, call tucker from blue team to solve your lady problems?
Tags: fantasy, rvb, tucker, funny, jokes
Inspired from Final Fantasy and Dungeons and Dragons "I love meeting new people" Don't mistaken this elven ranger for Vax just because they are look alike. Whether you do, don't mistaken the twins or else she will shoot you with her flame trick arrow or call her bear to chase after you!
Tags: fantasy, fma, saints-row-iv, lust, saints-row