Bad Pun Hoodies
Seriously people! This is something we need to get behind! Who is the big bad Government to tell me what I can and can't poach an egg in? This is ridiculous! *whispers* Wait, what's that? Marijuana??? I thought it was pots? *more whispers* What?! Oh man do I look like an idiot!
Tags: marijuana, funny, joke, pun, silly-pun
We all know turkeys and wine will fill you with tryptophans, and make you very very sleepy. So we made this funny -- PUNNY -- design that says TRYPTO FAN. Make em laugh til they fall asleep at the Thanksgiving table.
Tags: turkey, turkey-humor, trypto-fan, tryptophan-humor, thanksgiving
Truss me, I'm a turkey. OK it's a bad pun but it also has that element of being just a little bit risque, so that makes it ok. It's a play on the old "trust me I'm a...." whatever tshirts that everyone and their uncle wears. This one is funnier...or punnier.
Tags: scarebaby, truss, turkey-funny, turkey, truss-me-im-a-turkey
If I were to open a restaurant, there would not be a single dish that wasn’t pun related. This is my burger menu: Sir Lanshallot // Sir Lancelot. Olive-r Twist // Oliver Twist. Fried and Prejudice // Pride and Prejudice. A Beet-Car Named Desire // A Streetcar Named Desire. Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese // Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This). Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin’ A-Chive // Stayin’ Alive. License to Kale // License to kill. Ham-let // Hamlet. War and Peas // War and Peace. The Corn Supremacy // The Bourne Supremacy. New Yolk City // New York City. Avocadon’t Worry, Be Happy // Don’t worry, be happy.
Tags: food pun, humourous, humour, funny, pun