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From the ranks of the common men you rose, laying waste to all challengers. Tales of your epic exploits have risen from the carnage of those who would stand in your way. Your stories of inspiration can be found woven into everything from the pre-game speeches of coaches to pre-mission talks of Navy Seal commanders. You are . . . The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh, yeah. It’s me, charter member of The Society of Trophy Husbands. We represent the greatest achievements of our wives. We are out here as arm candy, to reflect well on our better halves. Then, when the night is done, we are returned to the family room shelf until we are dusted off again.

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Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

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"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

"This Is My Second Rodeo": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges experience and confidence in handling challenging situations, offering a playful perspective on life's adventures. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Queens are born in July and this design is just for you. This fun Birthday design features a cute crown and typography perfect for a birthday gift or for yourself. This Queens are born in July design is great for Woman and girls/kids.

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Queens are born in July and this design is just for you. This fun Birthday design features a cute crown and typography perfect for a birthday gift or for yourself. This Queens are born in July design is great for Woman and girls/kids.

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Shit Show Crew Member": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive humor, this design humorously acknowledges the chaotic and unpredictable nature of being part of a "shit show" crew, celebrating the camaraderie amidst the chaos. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

A perfect gift for that gemini lover, friend or family that likes zodiac signs

A gothic twist on bayou classic. When these guys gather down on the corner, the horror stories flow. The Poe Boys can definitely spin a yarn.

You can’t tell by just looking at us. But we are everywhere. We’re your fathers, your brothers, and the guy you have a Match date with tonight. We epitomize the bad man dance. Come on guys, You know you belong. Join the Society of Guys Who Can’t Dance Good.

This cool design features a headphone and text that reads I can't hear you, I'm gaming is a great gift for men, women, boys, and girls who love gaming.

Introducing our hilarious "I'm Only Responsible For What I Say Not For What You Understand" T-shirt, a perfect blend of wit and style! This funny quote tee is designed to add a touch of humor to any occasion, be it birthdays, Christmas, or simply a casual day out. The trendy and novel design makes it an ideal outfit choice, and it's a fantastic gift idea for him, her, or your witty friends. With a dash of sarcasm, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Get ready to make a statement and embrace the lighter side of life with this entertaining and slightly offensive piece.

Express your profession as an electrician in a humorous way.

"In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion. Nice Try Though." - A funny quote and saying suitable for both men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may offend some, yet it cleverly conveys that the speaker's opinion of the insulter is so low that their attempt at an insult falls flat like a joke. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Ma Mama Mom Bruh": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or Mother's Day 2024 gift idea for women. With humor and meme-inspired vibes, this design affectionately blends different terms for "mom," capturing the unique and endearing relationship between a mother and her children. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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Get your dad laughing with this funny shirt Father's Day 'Your Dad is My Cardio '

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"Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" is a hilarious design that showcases a witty twist on the iconic phrase. This comical design captures the idea that perhaps not everyone was partaking in the legendary Kung Fu fighting craze. With its humorous inscription, this design is bound to bring smiles and laughter wherever you go.

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Sometimes all you need is a little chaos to have whole lot of fun. Straightforward, funny, and simple, gift yourself or someone else this hilarious quote design that's bound to get a chuckle, comment, or a whole lot of complements from the people you come across.

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