We all love pizza, but if you're a sewer-dwelling reptile who's an expert in martial arts, it's going to slow you down. Also, neither activity is a good example to set to kids. Violent AND unhealthy. Shame on you, reptiles. So this is a public service more than a t-shirt. Show the kids the ugly side of these green role models. Did you know they spend more than 60% of their time on the toilet, and only 12% playing ninja?
Tags: 80s, 90s, radical, comedy, funny
My tribute to early 90s bootleg Turtles t-shirts. Shirts like this were being sold on market stalls when I was a kid. All wrong-coloured and off-model. At the time, I hated them because they weren't the proper Turtles. Now I wish so badly that I'd spent that £1.50. This is the next best thing.
Tags: bootleg, 90s-cartoons, ninja, tmnt-shirt, michelangelo