What queer hasn’t seen ‘Mommy Dearest’? Probably the ones still hiding in the closet. Well, Harvey Milk’s message was heard loud and clear, and Joan Crawford wants you to know that the closet is no place for a queer - unless they are popping in to grab something fabulous to wear. Just keep that door open, and remember, no. wire. hangers. Ever!
Tags: closet, glbt, lgbt, queer, gay
So I'll admit, I make my kids eat their veggies but some days I don't. I'm not worried about my own nutrition nearly as much as I worry about my kids... so sometimes I take a selfish moment of sanity and hide in the closet so that I can consume something filled with sugar without the slobbery assistance of the tiny humans who run my household. Mom life.
Tags: kids, closet, lie, children, chocolate
Being a parent is hard and sometimes you need a small moment of sanity that doesn't involve you sharing some delicious treat with the tiny humans you've created. Some times you just have to pretend that you really are organizing that closet again even though you may be savoring the smallest bite of sugary sanity... alone
Tags: parent, funny, motherhood, hide, closet