Cold Slither Hoodies

Cold Slyther are coming for you! Band of Vipers playing their tune!

A band of vipers playing their tune.

Cold Slither

Cold Slither Concert Poster

rock way harder than any Joe ever did

In a desperate attempt to keep Cobra functioning and solvent, Cobra Commander packages Zartan and the Dreadnoks as a heavy metal band called "Cold Slither," proving that there really isn't much mercenaries won't do for money. Baroness explains that her plan is to slip subliminal messages into their album so that Cobra will be able to lull the minds of every listener into supporting them. Of course, like all of Cobra's plans, things don't go as planned, and the Joe's turn the tables on them in the end, making Cold Slither nothing more than a footnote in rock history.

Coming to city near you!!!!

Created in 2018 for the inaugural Joefest. Created by Toytally Rad Creations in collaboration with Lowlight27 (Dacre Bush), Robert Atkins, and Raginspoon Casting.

The best band in the world now has the t-shirt it deserves. In original yellow/red.

Inside CD Jacket for Cold Slither

The best band in the world now has the t-shirt it deserves. In proper Dreadnok colors.

You'll be joining them soon.

COLD SLITHER TASTE OF POWER

We're Cold Slither

Zartan Filecard written by Paddy Lennon for JoeFest 2018. Original design by Toytally Rad Creations. Cold Slither

Cobra Commander World Domination Plan #8,672: Step 1: Form a rock band. Step 2: Have a chart-topping single. Step 3: Rule the world.

Vintage Trading card Style

The perfect shirt to go with your chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda. Wear this reprehensible group of mercenaries as you tune up your post-apocalyptic ride.

Created in 2018 for the inaugural Joefest. Created by Toytally Rad Creations in collaboration with Lowlight27 (Dacre Bush), Robert Atkins, and Raginspoon Casting.

Metal meets Cobra.

Cold Slither spent 20 weeks at #1 -- I don't know why Cobra even bothered doing anything besides music after that!

Cobra has had a few evil plans over the years. Probably the worst of them was to carve a portrait of Cobra Commander into the moon with a laser. (Their best plan was obviously producing the hit song Cold Slither!) Celebrate Cobra's accomplishment with this shirt -- even if it makes no sense!

Did you hear hissing?