Corporate Quote Hoodies

too old for this shit

From sassy cats to cheeky dogs and everything in between, our collection has something for every animal lover with a sense of humor.

“Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse, for some.”

Make a statement with our “Rizzem with the Tism” Graphic Tee, showcasing a bold and witty slogan. 😄 This humorous shirt is perfect for those who love to express their unique sense of humor. Crafted with lightweight fabric, it offers a comfortable fit for everyday wear. 👕 **Product Hashtag:** #GraphicTee #WittyHumor #UniqueDesign #RizzemWithTheTism #AIEvolution 🚀

Do not disturb.

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Pizza Parties Improve Morale

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A funny design for someone who just wants to get a job they don’t hate. That’s the dream.

My coworkers can't read (my emails)

As you look into his dead, glowing somewhat red, eyes you can almost hear this cold businessman whimper his plea - beer me strength. Hopefully help comes for this man or really any of us who a 9 to 5. A great shirt to let other know life is tough and even us corporate stooges needs some support.

I'll read my emails to you

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I got laid off two years ago and all I got was this t-shirt.

do you work a corporate america job where they promise a new system will fix all of the issues in the company? we all know theyre lying, that system is either never coming or going to make everything worse. happy monday!

do you work a corporate america job where they promise a new system will fix all of the issues in the company? we all know theyre lying, that system is either never coming or going to make everything worse. happy monday!

do you work a corporate america job where they promise a new system will fix all of the issues in the company? we all know theyre lying, that system is either never coming or going to make everything worse. happy monday!

do you work a corporate america job where they promise a new system will fix all of the issues in the company? we all know theyre lying, that system is either never coming or going to make everything worse. happy monday!

Every Friday is a half day

You made the meeting invite list

Embrace the quirky charm of anxiety with our collection of witty and relatable quotes. Perfect for the anxiety warrior in your life, our shirts blend humor and self-awareness, promoting mental health advocacy and awareness. Wear your struggles proudly, sparking conversations about therapy, anxiety, and mental wellness wherever you go. Join the movement and spread the message of mental health awareness with our anxiety-themed apparel.

For *that* coworker

Panda lover and monday hater united! Graphic design featuring a cute panda dressed in a sharp suit with the punny text "I find Mondays unbearable". Show your love for pandas and your disdain for the start of the work week with this unique design.

It's a way of emphasizing that the information discussed in the current message has already been covered in a prior email. Conveying it in a not entirely nice way...

Spite runs the world

Failure is success in progress.

Your Brain on

If you are waiting for the right time it's now.

Enter the raging email war

No. Your email does not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

I love marketing, you love marketing, we all love marketing. That's marketing.

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When you were younger, you had no idea how much your job will suck and how much you will hate being an adult who is working in the corporate office and having to go to work every day.

It's not malicious compliance

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.