Crudelydrawnhipsters Hoodies

Liza secretly wants to be a Disney princess -- but only one of the newer strong, independent Disney princesses.

Kath's leather jacket is her essence. She is never seen without it, and has gone swimming in it several times.

Ruby only accessorizes with the feathers of free-range chickens.

RARE HIPSTER: Christopher, but his friends call him "Christopher" ~fills in mustache w/mascara ~never been camping Specialty: Cappuccino art

Kim wears a new pair of shoes every day so her feet don't get too attached to anything.

Jayden only has one friend on Facebook: his beard.

RARE HIPSTER: Santiago -Son of Chef Boyardee -Studied under a master magician Specialty: Looking like a waiter

RARE HIPSTER: Carlisle ~Writes Twilight fanfiction ~Teaches a freestyle rap class at the senior center ~Favorite song: Baby Bottle Pop Theme

RARE HIPSTER: Nell ~Knows how to roller skate ~Brushes her teeth after every meal ~Gets mistaken for a small boy out in public

RARE HIPSTER: Juniper ~Buys concert tickets & never goes to the show ~Lives in a tiny house ~Never washes his hair ~Hobby: having no friends

RARE HIPSTER: Clarice ~life goal: memorizing the choreography to every dance on Dancing With the Stars ~hides feelings under big hats

Gerard made an instagram account for his cat. He is fighting for the rights of animals... to wear hand knit sweaters.

Aria once got stuck under a pile of discount books for two weeks before the other book store employees noticed her disappearance.

Kai hand sews his own ponchos.

RARE HIPSTER: Yasmine ~owns more cat ear headbands than pairs of pants ~cooks everything in a crock pot ~talks to mannequins

RARE HIPSTER: August ~is that hand you see in the restock room behind the dairy case at the grocery store ~dumpster dives on weekends

Stacy is secretly living in a Panera where she eats their Macaroni and plays scrabble online all day.

Aaliyah is in love with a stock photo model and spends her time scouring the globe trying to find him.

RARE HIPSTER: Luna -fair trade coffee addict -gets mistaken for Harry Styles daily -no one has ever seen her eyes -Specialty: shavasana