Cryonics Hoodies

Cryonics (Cr-Y-O-Ni-Cs) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Chromium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Nickel, and Cesium!

IF DEAD...COOL HEAD Only Cryonicists will get it. If you're a funded Cryonicist or even if you're just someone who likes to imagine ice on your head in the event of your legal death, then you might want to pick up this shirt. Plus your purchase supports your right to exist for as long as you want to.

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Surreal art

A waterbear... from space!

Growing

Water Bear Don't Care is a core slogan of Water Bear Lair where we support your right to exist for as long as you want to. Water Bear Lair is a survival blog where readers learn how to survive everything from basic cuts and scrapes to existential threats. If you support longevity, life-extension, cryonics, transhumanism, or even just survival, then this design is for you. Your purchase helps support your right to exist for as long as you want to.

"Eternal youth."

The Partigrade is a tardigrade that likes to party. It makes sense, since tardigrades (i.e. water bears, or moss piglets) are super tough and can even survive in the vacuum of space! So, shy wouldn't they party?

Autopsy is gross. It's also uncomfortable. Plus it can kill you! Cryonicists know how dangerous autopsy can be. Make your wishes known and do what you can to avoid autopsy. Dawn this Do Not Autopsy shirt and support your right to exist as long as you want to.

Never Say Die! It's the battle cry of Immortalists everywhere! Now you can show your support for your right to exist for as long as you want to!