Diet Humor Hoodies

"plant eater." dinosaur

I'm rich, rich in banana.

we all do it

Exercising but not loving it. I wish eye rolling my trainer burned calories.

I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!

Makes a great gift for a cucumber, vegetarian, vegan or KETO fan.

If you're food lovers and Doughnut lovers this will be a great shirt for you to wear. Awesome gift idea.

Enjoy yourself and let these Fat Burning Mode clothes, mugs and more bring a smile to yourself as you go about your day empowered by keto.

Say no to Carbs

Happy retro styled cartoon nutrition yeast - gift for nutritionist

and AVOCADOS solved like 98 of them.

Pant Power

Funny low carb opossum

Show some love for your favorite nutritious cruciferous vegetable! Maybe you are on a paleo diet, gluten free, keto, or just a green veggie lover. You can still go to a party, eat good food and live a healthy lifestyle. Great gift for a vegetarian or vegan with a sense of humor to wear to the company picnic or family BBQ. Eat in a salad or topped with melted cheese. Broccoli rocks!

My heart says "chips and queso" but my pants say "for the love of God woman, eat a salad!"

Funny sarcastic motivational diet sayings