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Funny - Bigfoot Hide-N-Seek Champion (distressed vintage)

Tags: bigfoot, sasquatch, squatch, yeti, ibelieve

Tags: goth-gothic, distressed-text, string-out, weido

Stay Weird Forever Hoodie

by helloshirts
$45 $35

Tags: goth-gothic, distressed-text, string-out, weido

Stay Weird Forever Hoodie

by helloshirts
$45 $35
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Merriam-Webster's definition of love ": a score of zero (as in tennis)."

Tags: tennis, definition, webster, merriam-webster

Tags: grace, christian, faith, beautiful, distressed-text

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Carpe Diem bro, seize the day.

Tags: white-font, advise, logo, design, shield

Seize the Day Hoodie

by Lizarius4tees
$45 $35
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A bit of fun for those who are proud to be weird, or proud of their weird friends and weird life.

Tags: weird, weido, strange, stay-weird, wired

Stay weird Hoodie

by mailboxdisco
$45 $35
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Marx plays monopoly

Tags: marxism

Marxist Monopoly (no text) Hoodie

by ExistentialComics
$45 $35
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Tags: nba, philly, philadelphia, 76ers, its-lit

The Homie Dario (w/ Text) Hoodie

by OptionaliTEES
$45 $35
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A bit of fun for those who are proud to be weird, or proud of their weird friends and weird life.

Tags: weird, weido, strange, stay-weird, wired

Stay weird Hoodie

by mailboxdisco
$45 $35
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Featuring one of a kind Zone - 365 Artistic T Shirt Distressed T-Shirt Keep Calm and Call IT An awesome IT t-shirt for those people in your life that are all thing computer lovers or haters! A soft cotton or cotton blend t-shirt that's designed specifically for your comfort! Makes a great gift for friends and family during gift giving occasions su

Tags: awesome-designs, awesome, cool-distressed, awesome-gift, gift

Distressed Keep Calm and Call IT Hoodie

by Ianandhisladyff55
$45 $35
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Celebrate Cinco De Mayo with a Cinco De Drinko Party Design.

Tags: design, alcohol, booze, drinking, party

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Merriam-Webster's definition of love ": a score of zero (as in tennis)."

Tags: tennis, definition, webster, merriam-webster

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When you think about it, we're all champions

Tags: design, crude, funny-saying, funnytee, funny-slogan

Everyone is a Winner Redux Hoodie

by Smidge_Crab
$45 $35

Tags: comic, superhero, boy, super, steel

Boy of Steel (Distressed) Hoodie

by AzMcAarow
$45 $35
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I outlined the text on this version in a thin light grey for those who want black or red shirts.

Tags: ink-graphic, ink, funny, cartoon, demogorgon

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Based on the Netflix instant classic!

Tags: brown, ten, eleven, netflix, upside

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To beat procrastination and laziness you need to do more than think about what you want to get done. You can just do it by taking action today! Distressed grunge text design perfect as gym wear to motivate you to begin your bodybuilding workout. Great for endurance sports like running a marathon or triathlon. Perfect inspirational quote for the business startup entrepreneur.

Tags: quotes, inspirational-quote, entrepreneur, procrastination, just-do-it

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Tags: funny, fallout, vault-boy, vault-tec, pip-boy

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They do this once a year, I think!

Tags: princess-leia, han-solo, darth-vader, episode-v, empire-strikes-back

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If you're a fireman or fire woman, then let the world know with this clever firefighter shirt! Featuring a retro design this firefighter uniform t shirt makes the perfect gift for any professional or volunteer fire department member in your life.

Tags: retro, fire, fire-fighter, uniform, firefighter-uniform

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All you need is to eat, sleep, play fortnite, and repeat.

Tags: eat-sleep-repeat, xbox, video-game, fort-nite, epic-games

Eat Sleep Fortnite Repeat Black Text Hoodie

by PurpleandOrange
$45 $35
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If you're a mechanic -- whether that's with cars, aircraft, motorcycles, helicopters, or engines -- then this funny mechanic shirt is just for you! This clever auto mechanic shirt makes the perfect gift for any repairman, technician, handyman, or mechanical engineer in your life.

Tags: cars, car, mechanic, engineer, wrench

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Bill Finger Bat Logo distressed

Tags: cool, vintage, dc-comics, graphics, universe

Finger Bat Logo Distressed Hoodie

by HeroGear
$45 $35

Tags: games, nier, game, videogames, gamer

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Vintage Unicorn Don't Stop Believin' (distressed look)

Tags: retro, humor, unicorny, funny-t, funnytee

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Black shirt is A LOT darker when received than on screen.

DESTINY: SIVA SYMBOL DISTRESSED Hoodie

by SykoticApparel
$45 $35
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The Flash!

Tags: theflash, barryallen, barry-allen, thejusticeleague, the-justice-league

The Flash - Distressed Hoodie

by DastardlyApparel
$45 $35
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Egg hatching graphic from the popular mobile game Pokemon GO. Text in Black.

Tags: pokemon, egg, hatch, hybridclover, oh

Pokemon GO Egg Hatch Black Text Hoodie

by HybridClover
$45 $35
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Tags: christmas, whitechristmas, white-christmas, bing-crosby, danny-kaye

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Girl Power! Rugby Style. Whether you're a female fan or a player this T-shirt is dedicated to the ever-growing and increasingly popular sport of Womens Rugby. Non Distressed Version available too

Tags: girl, sport, fan, rugby-league, rugby-player

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If you're interested in the history of the Soviet Union -- AKA the USSR or CCCP -- then this cool communist Soviet Russian shirt is just for you! This USSR tshirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for any historian who is into the Cold War, the space race, sputnik, nuclear warfare, communism, or the Soviet Union.

Tags: russia, soviet-russia, russian, communist, space-race

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Are you an Anarcho-Capitalist, aka AnCap? Do you need an awesome new tee? Perfect! This distressed AnCap shirt would make an excellent addition to your collection. Featuring the text "AnCap" in a distressed font, this shirt makes a wonderful gift and bold statement for the anarchy, capitalism, and t-shirt loving friend in your life. Comes in mens, womens, and kids fits.

Tags: ancap, capitalism, anarchy, anarcho-capitalist

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Eggo parody t-shirt

Tags: strangerthings, dustin, eleven, will, upside-down

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Retro Vintage Hawaii (distressed look)

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