Dwight Shrute Hoodies

Threat Level : Midnight

"Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?". - Michael Scott. . . . Funny design perfect for true fans of The Office. It can be also given as a Birthday gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who loves this great TV show

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Dwight Schrute is a real man. You couldn't handle his undivided attention!

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From the classic episode of The Office comes an homage to the actual tee-shirt worn by participants of the Michael Scott Dunder Mifflin fun run.

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Clark Green, the Ace of Babes, sits at his desk.

Ain't nothin' but a mistake~ Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie, is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight, but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one "Dwigt." And Dwight figured it out. Oops!

Reminder - Don't change for anybody

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Jim, you're 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom. Roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted. Angela, where's Angela? Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.

A famous quote stolen by Michael Scott

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