Elaine Hoodies

Digital do-over of my original abstract mixed media painting from my Gemstones series.

I reckon

Giddy up! A seinfeld classic.

"How King Arthur and Queen Guenever went to see the barge that bore the corpse of Elaine the Fair Maiden of Astolat" - Arthur Rackham, The Romance of King Arthur and His Knights Please look in my shop for much more work by "Arthur Rackham":https://www.redbubble.com/people/forgottenbeauty/shop/rackham?asc=u and from "Arthurian legend":https://www.redbubble.com/people/forgottenbeauty/shop/knight+king+arthur?asc=u

It shrinks....??

Seinfeld - Kramer's Rockaway Driving Range

Elaine consults a magic eight ball before making every decision.

Yes. First Time.

I can't spare a square! When Elaine needs just a couple squares of toilet paper she asks under the stall. But her stall neighbor will not share!

Do girls know about shrinkage?! A seinfeld classic.

Seinfeld Yada

Wayne Knight Is My Spirit Animal .....bde ftw

Elaine Name Gift Birthday Holiday Anniversary

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It's go time!

Celebrate Festivus with the Festivus Pole, Meatloaf with Simple Red Sauce, The Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and perhaps a Festivus Miracle or two!

The mug is round, the jar is round.. they should call it Roundtine!

Cool gift idea for a Seinfeld fan.

Guybrush Threepwood Around The Christmas Tree

Jazz Night with John Germaine

The Love Witch

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you can't do it in one push, you gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over

Have you ever dreamt to face the demonic pirate LeChuck?

Seinfeld

John Germaine - LIVE!

Elaine is a young with low energy. She’s currently dating Dorothy and dreams of being a successful author. You can read Wrong Hand here: https://newwronghand.thecomicstrip.org/comics/1#content-start

You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.

"K uger, that sounds like one of those old time car horns, huh? K uger, K uger"

Izzy Mandelbaum is 80 years old but strong as an ox!

Kenny Bania is a fellow comedian with whom Jerry frequently comes into contact on the New York City comedy circuit. He is a "hack" standup comedian, much loathed by Jerry. Bania is portrayed by Steve Hytner.

David Puddy in 8-ball glory.