Elder Thing Hoodies

An Elder Thing from Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness depicted in flying/swimming mode. The star-shape surrounding it is made of marine and prehistoric creatures including anomalocaris, trilobites, comb jellies, jellyfish, ediacarans and more.

The monster from the stories of Howard Phillips Lovecraft

This intelligent species descended from the stars, and now is yours to claim!

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Space Cucumber

Space pickle

“Here, on a hellishly ancient table-land fully twenty thousand feet high, and in a climate deadly to habitation since a pre-human age not less than five hundred thousand years ago, there stretched nearly to the vision’s limit a tangle of orderly stone which only the desperation of mental self-defense could possibly attribute to any but a conscious and artificial cause.”

A quote about one benefit of being old. Gift for a reflective older person.

Design with the symbol of The Kitab Al-Azif or better known as The Necronomicon, the book of the dead the greatest grimoire in the universe created by the loner of Providence, Howard Phillips Lovecraft.

Design with the symbol of The Kitab Al-Azif or better known as The Necronomicon, the book of the dead the greatest grimoire in the universe created by the loner of Providence, Howard Phillips Lovecraft.

Design with the symbol of The Kitab Al-Azif or better known as The Necronomicon, the book of the dead the greatest grimoire in the universe created by the loner of Providence, Howard Phillips Lovecraft.

Great old ones, outer gods and other Lovecraftian Cthulhu Mythos creatures as cute as you've never seen them! Gotta wear them all! PLEASE ONLY PRINT ON DARK COLOR

"Six feet end to end, three and five-tenths feet central diameter, tapering to one foot at each end. Like a barrel with five bulging ridges in place of staves. Lateral breakages, as of thinnish stalks, are at equator in middle of these ridges. In furrows between ridges are curious growths – combs or wings that fold up and spread out like fans...which gives almost seven-foot wing spread. Arrangement reminds one of certain monsters of primal myth, especially fabled Elder Things in [the] Necronomicon."