Fail Hoodies

World's greatest example of a failure.

Sail We Must, a tribute to Andrew Weatherall. Hand drawn over several days in very high resolution

Natural one time.

Stand out from the crowd with this, Failure is not an Option design. Or that perfect gift for family and friends. Thank you for your support.

"Remy the Rogue was all about speed. He had a quick smile and even quicker hands. Maybe if he wasn't always in a rush, he would have checked for that second trap. Turns out sawblades can be awful fast, too."

Guess I'll Die - DnD

Failure is Absolutely an Option

You lost. Again.

You've reached the top. Almost. But you're not advancing any further my friend. For the BOSS is now upon you and you're in trouble. Muster up all you've got. You're go'na need it...

Another Roosevelt quote, you will always make mistakes but will learn from them – only those who do nothing won’t make them, so go ahead and mess up occasionally! Please note, the black copy prints best on lighter backgrounds – use the white version for stronger colours (Don’t be afraid to make mistakes – White)

The Mad God Moriarty revels in chaos and laughs when you roll a Crit Fail. TTRPG gamers beware, for the fantasy world of Deus Portas’ most notorious deity has his dread eyes on you.

It's a big fat NOPE when you roll a 1. Point made clearer with a purple d20 to nail home that sense of dread, fear, and DOOOM. Get this for your friends who cant seem to stop rolling critical fails as a reminder to get some luckier dice!

failing. mainly a request from a buddy who's online name is failwhale and he asked for a design for him, and here we are lol

We have all been there: feeling like we are wandering in some wilderness, ready to give up. Whether your wilderness is real or theoretical, it is okay to acknowledge that feeling. It is what we do after that matters. Wear this shirt to remind yourself of that.

This year has rolled a double Crit on the whole world

The worst rolls usually do make for the best stories. Those epic moments that need to be shared. Roll that natural one and accept the critical failure for what it is... a gift. There are a few versions of this one with a different colored die.

This is not going well.

Our classic logo, now emblazoned on more merch than ever before!

A Typographic turn of phrase for your wearing pleasure.

i tried it at home

It's ok we understand it is safer inside than out. Go ahead and stay inside and play some DnD!

Quality time with the floor

thank you for visiting! humorously misspelled - no regrets

Life can be pretty hard. You have no game. Celebrate that s**t!

You should take risk and learn from your mistakes, the key to success is never giving up. Just keep trying.

It was a snaccident. A funny t-shirt with a pile of delicious donuts. For those times when you just can't say no to a snack.

Overrated

Stroke my tail and you won't fail! The Cat of good luck won't let you down.

I Tried IT at Home Science Project

Well, that...sucks! Hey, it happens to EVERYONE, pal. Don't let it get you down. You'll get a nat 20 NEXT time! It's not like that was your last death save, right? Oh...crap.

Digital painting of Drew Doughty

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Here is “God Is Within Her She Will Not Fall" collection for you! You can add this to your own collection or gift it to your friends and loved ones. Thank you for your time! Have a blessed shopping experience!

Usually, art is subjective...in your case however, it's decidedly less so.

Amor Fati / Embrace Fate

This is fine. Nat 1 Critical Fail DnD inpired t-shirt