Tired of jackasses pummeling you with questions about whether dust gathers when you don't sweep, whether it's good or bad to be attacked by your enemies, or just where the fuck does political power grow? Well, no more. Just gather up all the smugness you can manage, gather a little more, gather just a little more, and then point to your shirt, or take a looooooong drink from your mug, glancing down at it repeatedly and suggestively. Read The Fucking Manual.
Tags: purple, mao, little-red-book
I tend to think that after adventuring, Uncle Iroh retired to enjoy the simple pleasures of life – mainly preparing and enjoying food and tea. After all, when your life has been so full of experiences, it might just be nice to settle back and enjoy some serenity for a while…. and some steamed dumplings, of course.
Tags: last-airbender, avatar-the-last-airbender, iroh, uncle-iroh, tea